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Man Queef. The queef from a man's penis.
Ow! I keep mueefing and I can't stop!
Mueef by Luke is Manly January 25, 2011
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mueef • meef • Meefy • Mweef • meefer • Meefing • mueed • mueen • Mueez • mulefuck
a man queef where a man is screwing himself and busts a nut and then farts.
aww he just mueefed himself it sounds like.
mueef by codenamesnakeskin June 30, 2009

meef suck 

When one slightly cracks a carbonated beverage and sucks the beverage out of the can.
My dad always gets pissed off when he picks up a seemingly unopened soda off the counter just to discover I had been meef sucking at it all morning.

I don’t mind that Pesbin likes to savor his drinks, but the slurping is so annoying when he’s meef sucking!
meef suck by GerthPaul September 27, 2020

Meefed it 

Originates from the word Meefs, which originated from the imaginary friend of a Ballajura crack head- Me frank.
Describes the out come of hard core crystal meth abuse which leads to a non stable sort of charactistics, also has attributes of trying to fine people large amounts of money.
Oi man have you heard about the guy down the road, he went on a four meth bender and fully meefed it ran down the street naked and then stabbed his dog.
Yeah I heard about that bro that cunt meefed it hard man.
What a mad meefer bro!
Meefed it by Stinkdog88 August 18, 2016
The most intelligent and caring individual you will ever meet. Has a great sense of humour and brings happiness to everyone around him. If you are feeling down, Mueez will try his very best to cheer you up.
Thank you for the gift, you are such a Mueez!
Mueez by sexmen4l May 23, 2019
A "meef" is an armpit.
I love the flavor of your salty meef.
Meef by Rusty Meefs June 9, 2018
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We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
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The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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