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My short definition for "meef" is this:

"It means funky. In a bad way. Like grandpa's laundry hamper."

This is a word that comes from the German word "mief", which means "an oppressive atmosphere, foul odour, pong, or stink". A German synonym for meef is "gestank". (Does that matter? Perhaps not, but I do think it's a hella funny word.)

I first heard "meef" used by my geek friends from Alberta around 1999. It successfully took root in East Vancouver after a great migration of programmers, DJs, and live P/A geeks to East Van in the late 1990s. In my experience it is normally used as an expletive ("Aaaah! Meef!"), a noun, or an adjective.
"That guy didn't show with the needles, so you'll have to use my old ones. I know, man. It's a meef."

"This beer is tasting kinda old and meefy. Can I grab a fresh one from the fridge?"

"I don't want to go tonight. I just know that Meefopolis is going to show up."
by Thex June 27, 2005
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#1: Did you get anything from that girl last night?

#2: She made me meef so hard bro, it was indescribable.
by Jordache206 October 04, 2009
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Mutually Exclusive Exploratory Friends. When two individuals decide to explore their otherwise platonic friendship to discover any romantic possibilities (aka "talking" or "pre-dating" with no assumed commitments). This term is helpful to embarrass two potential meefs.
1. Friend #1: Are you and that Irish girl dating? You're with her all the time.
Friend #2: No, we're just meefin for now.

2. I totally think Judith and Seamus are meefin. Today we drove by them and shouted "M.E.E.F.!!" and they got all embarrased and hid their faces in their wee scarves.

3. Girl: Hey Meefy! You have the most beautiful tatoo.

Boy: Thanks Meefcakes. You too.

4. Don't disrespect me in public, meef.
5. Meef to Meef: I'm not comfortable with you going to Rudy's with that girl. Do you wish you were Meefin with her instead?
by MarcusnMJ May 09, 2009
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A cute phrase/word you say in response to something awkward or when you don't have anything else to say.
Ex 1:

Person 1: I like booty. Random and weird. Lolz

Person 2: ......meef .-.
by SparkleEmoMotion August 01, 2013
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To feel empty inside ur heart, brain, body, soul, or stomach.
He broke my heart and It’s meef.
Or
I’m meef today billy fuck off!
by Berrybitch214ha November 23, 2018
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