meef

My short definition for "meef" is this:

"It means funky. In a bad way. Like grandpa's laundry hamper."

This is a word that comes from the German word "mief", which means "an oppressive atmosphere, foul odour, pong, or stink". A German synonym for meef is "gestank". (Does that matter? Perhaps not, but I do think it's a hella funny word.)

I first heard "meef" used by my geek friends from Alberta around 1999. It successfully took root in East Vancouver after a great migration of programmers, DJs, and live P/A geeks to East Van in the late 1990s. In my experience it is normally used as an expletive ("Aaaah! Meef!"), a noun, or an adjective.
"That guy didn't show with the needles, so you'll have to use my old ones. I know, man. It's a meef."

"This beer is tasting kinda old and meefy. Can I grab a fresh one from the fridge?"

"I don't want to go tonight. I just know that Meefopolis is going to show up."
by Thex June 28, 2005
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Meef is a word that means whatever it needs to mean to fit the context of the situation. Though often used to replace swear words, it can take on a variety of meanings defined by the context.
This website is sweet meef. That girl looks meef. My car got meefed up.
by Meef J August 04, 2005
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a burst of wind out of the butthole of a man; a man queef.
by gus 12 March 13, 2010
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a meef is a queef that has a more meaty sound than a regular queef. The meaty sound is generally caused by a reverberation of abnormaly large vaginal flaps, looseness of the vaginal region or even a wet queef.

note: a meef may also have a more defined meaty smell when compared to a queef.
example a)
woman - *meef*
man - "aw gross shut your legs i can smell your meat from over here!"

example b)
man 1 - "you done it in the shower yet?"
man 2 - "yeh man but it was gross cause she kept meefing on me"
man 1 - "yeh i knew she would, that chick gets around"
by wkd-11 March 01, 2010
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(noun) -- the anal release of air as the result of male anal penetration, a.k.a. a male-queef

(verb) -- the physical action of releasing a male-queef
Was that a fart or a meef?

Oops, I guess I meefed!
by SMuG1 March 31, 2011
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meef man-queef

when fucking a guy in the ass the one getting fucked farts, the fart travels up the man whos "pitchings" pee hole then the pitcher lets the gas out thru his pee hole
i just meefed a in his mouth after that asshole farted in my dick.
by herbbie hanson November 10, 2010
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A word of no particular meaning. Can be used to express apathy. Also used as a casual nonchalant greeting in IRC channels. Also a name of a website. Meef is believed to have been invented by orgbot.
Lenin: I just found a meatball on the floor and ate it.

Orgbot: meef
by Lenin March 19, 2005
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