Meef

A "meef" is an armpit.

I love the flavor of your salty meef.

by Rusty Meefs June 9, 2018

meef

My short definition for "meef" is this:

"It means funky. In a bad way. Like grandpa's laundry hamper."

This is a word that comes from the German word "mief", which means "an oppressive atmosphere, foul odour, pong, or stink". A German synonym for meef is "gestank". (Does that matter? Perhaps not, but I do think it's a hella funny word.)

I first heard "meef" used by my geek friends from Alberta around 1999. It successfully took root in East Vancouver after a great migration of programmers, DJs, and live P/A geeks to East Van in the late 1990s. In my experience it is normally used as an expletive ("Aaaah! Meef!"), a noun, or an adjective.

"That guy didn't show with the needles, so you'll have to use my old ones. I know, man. It's a meef."

"This beer is tasting kinda old and meefy. Can I grab a fresh one from the fridge?"

"I don't want to go tonight. I just know that Meefopolis is going to show up."

by Thex July 10, 2005

Meef

A male queef

#1: Did you get anything from that girl last night?

#2: She made me meef so hard bro, it was indescribable.

by Jordache206 October 4, 2009

Meef

The silicone part of earbuds.

"I put my earbuds on too tight and when I pulled them off, there was a meef stuck in my ear!"

by BarnabyandBella33333333333 March 20, 2022

Meef

When a man squeezes his buttcheeks when he farts so the fart hits his testicles.

I meefed in her face.

by IHatePickles4Ever August 17, 2010

meef

Meef is a word that means whatever it needs to mean to fit the context of the situation. Though often used to replace swear words, it can take on a variety of meanings defined by the context.

This website is sweet meef. That girl looks meef. My car got meefed up.

by Meef J August 30, 2005

Meef

1. A word to say when you have nothing else to say.

2. Used when watching a sporting event and the other team just barely wins.

3. Skank, Bitch or Whore. Used esp. with describing dates.

1. Mike: Who're you going to vote for?
Spencer: Uh, meef.

2. John: Yes! They're going to win! What? no, that wasn't a foul! Meef! HTF did they make that? Meef again! Shit, we lost!

3. Mike: How'd the date go?
John: Not too good. She's a goddamn meef.

by Crowles-Bowles June 28, 2008