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When your talking and a squeaky squishy sound is emitted from your mouth unintentionally. Usually caused by saliva moving between teeth.
Recently having his braces removed Dave is constantly mueefing when he talks.
Mueef by soggymist May 2, 2010
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Man Queef. The queef from a man's penis.
Ow! I keep mueefing and I can't stop!
Mueef by Luke is Manly January 25, 2011
Related Words
mueef • meef • Meefy • Mweef • meefer • Meefing • mueed • mueen • Mueez • mulefuck
a man queef where a man is screwing himself and busts a nut and then farts.
aww he just mueefed himself it sounds like.
mueef by codenamesnakeskin June 30, 2009

meef suck 

When one slightly cracks a carbonated beverage and sucks the beverage out of the can.
My dad always gets pissed off when he picks up a seemingly unopened soda off the counter just to discover I had been meef sucking at it all morning.

I don’t mind that Pesbin likes to savor his drinks, but the slurping is so annoying when he’s meef sucking!
meef suck by GerthPaul September 27, 2020

Meefed it 

Originates from the word Meefs, which originated from the imaginary friend of a Ballajura crack head- Me frank.
Describes the out come of hard core crystal meth abuse which leads to a non stable sort of charactistics, also has attributes of trying to fine people large amounts of money.
Oi man have you heard about the guy down the road, he went on a four meth bender and fully meefed it ran down the street naked and then stabbed his dog.
Yeah I heard about that bro that cunt meefed it hard man.
What a mad meefer bro!
Meefed it by Stinkdog88 August 18, 2016
The most intelligent and caring individual you will ever meet. Has a great sense of humour and brings happiness to everyone around him. If you are feeling down, Mueez will try his very best to cheer you up.
Thank you for the gift, you are such a Mueez!
Mueez by sexmen4l May 23, 2019
A "meef" is an armpit.
I love the flavor of your salty meef.
Meef by Rusty Meefs June 9, 2018
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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