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Man Queef. The queef from a man's penis.
Ow! I keep mueefing and I can't stop!
by Luke is Manly January 24, 2011
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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When your talking and a squeaky squishy sound is emitted from your mouth unintentionally. Usually caused by saliva moving between teeth.
Recently having his braces removed Dave is constantly mueefing when he talks.
by soggymist May 02, 2010
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a man queef where a man is screwing himself and busts a nut and then farts.
aww he just mueefed himself it sounds like.
by codenamesnakeskin June 30, 2009
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