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Mudd Shark 

White woman only dates black guys. Always wearing a track suit or velour sweatsuit.
Sarah always rides up in her velour sweatsuit waiting on Jimmy's black ass looking like a mudd shark.
Mudd Shark by elleabeli December 1, 2019

mudshark sunglasses 

When a white girl (mudshark) dating a black man gets two black eyes that look like sunglasses.
Yo Tyrone! I see you gave yo ho a pair of mudshark sunglasses! Dat ho mussa been acking up!!

Mudshark Melody 

A Mudshark Melody is simply a cheap rap/r&b song that is played on the radio and attracts many jersey tugging white women. For some reason, by creating cheap songs and hitting particular off-notes, coupled with the common 4/4 beat, white women get all hot and bothered when they hear these songs.

The word mudshark refers to women who are on the hunt for some dark chocolate, no matter what dark chocolate it is, they want some.

Melody meaning a succession of tones or notes. In this case, cheap rappers make it easy to remember for mentally impaired audiences (aka mudsharks).
Example 1: The casual response.

Boy 1: Dammmmnnn, did you just hear that new Chris Brown song? Girls love him even though he hits his girlfriend.

Boy 2: It must be one of those Mudshark Melodies.

Example 2: Confronting the Mudshark.

Mudshark: That new Soulja Boy/Trey Songz duo is hot.

Boy 1: Why is that? Sounds like another Mudshark Melody.

Mudshark: They are the best rappers alive! Their songs are soooo deep and intimate.

Boy 1: How about you go wash that mud off and go listen to some real music.

Mudshark: You don't know shit!

Boy 1: How about you go tug on some more jerseys and show up at some more football parties?

Mudshark: I don't swim in the mud all the time.

Boy 1: Of course you do, you mud tossen ho! Now turn off that radio before I chum dis water and catch your shark ass myself.
Mudshark Melody by MadRSL July 27, 2009

Mudshark 

"Justin didn't believe the legend of mudsharks that survived solely from the attention of a certain type of man...that is, until now."
Mudshark by O. Simpson August 27, 2009

Mekong River delta mudshark 

Generally an asian (Vietnamese, Cambodian or perhaps Filipina or Chinese or Korean even) female that dates a black guy.
I like Dave Chappelle a lot, and he certainly has a nice little Mekong River delta mudshark for a wife.

EU Mudshark

A European girl who primarily dates/has relations with a black guy due to curiosity and scarcity of them existing in Europe. They usually want to experience the culture and see if the rumors of BBC are true.
It is her first time partying in the United States, let's see if she'll become an EU Mudshark.
Olga went to LA for vacation and returned back to Norway as an EU Mudshark.
Look at Ana, it's her first time in Miami, she's such an EU Mudshark, only hooking up with the Black folks.
EU Mudshark by Roludo Sojaka February 7, 2019