mud socket

the mud socket is a bitches crust ass mold hole that she uses to stink up the hole room. when startled she will open her ripply pink ass hole and let out the wofting dead goat smell that she obtained from shoving a goats head up there. This smell from her mud socket scares any ugly males that try to get into her spacious cooch cavity. On special occasions she can excrete the goats tongue and bitch slap any ugly fucks. Watch out cause muddy sockets mean slappy tongues

guy1; Yo... I just got slapped by that whores mud socket

guy2; Well your an ugly fuck let me try bitch!

guy2 again; WEEEELLLL FUCK I GOT TONGUED TOOO

mud socket by goochy goochy February 18, 2019

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Mudsocket

Dirt legs vagina

Why don't you stick your wrench in that mudsocket

Mudsocket by Nonnie + jynx February 4, 2021

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mud socket • mudrocket • MudPocket • mud flap • MUD • Mud slide • mud shark • mud butt • mud cricket • mud pie

mudrocket

1)someone that sticks their dick up an ass and has shit left on it
2)brazilian fag on stickam

1)i got a mudrocket after i fucked a whore in the ass
2)mudrocket is a poor ass brazilian on stickam

mudrocket by stickam October 4, 2008

MudPocket

A Mudpocket is when after anal sex you wrap her vagina lips around your penis and wipe off the shit.

I can tell Sara has a mudpocket by the stain in her panties, and the smell from her crotch.

MudPocket by Bert Butler September 1, 2013

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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