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longjaw mudsucker 

A person that has agreed to go to an event, but every time they open their mouth there is an excuse as to why they are late and never end up making it.

The saying seems to have started in Santa Barbara during a bachelors party weekend, the longjaw mudsucker is typical from the area.
I just called Marin to see why he was late, but all I heard was excuses as to why he was late. I don't think he's going to make it, he is such a longjaw mudsucker.
longjaw mudsucker by SpekTro April 5, 2015

Golden Mudbucket 

A sexual act where one partner gapes their anus, and the other partner urinates into it.
Charlie suggested that the pair engage in a golden mudbucket, but was taken aback when he found out he would be the bucket.
Golden Mudbucket by MisterNefarious November 28, 2012

mississippi mudbucket 

A sexual act in which one partner defecates into the other partner's mouth. Shortly after, vomiting will ensue. Whilst the "bucket" if firmly held shut, the first partner then fucks the other's mouth.

Once completed, the "bucket" will consist of Shit, Vomit, and Semen.
Dude, I took home this nasty girl last night, and you know what ?? I turned her into a mississippi mudbucket.

mudsucker 

Racial slur. A person who likes to perform fellatio on black men.
Tito's got him a mudsucker, every time the girl sees him she sticks his dick in her mouth like a baby with a pacifier.
mudsucker by SheilaPrince July 12, 2009
1)someone that sticks their dick up an ass and has shit left on it
2)brazilian fag on stickam
1)i got a mudrocket after i fucked a whore in the ass
2)mudrocket is a poor ass brazilian on stickam
mudrocket by stickam October 4, 2008
Gross, Richard Gere left his mudsock in the gerbil cage!

After last years pride parade, it took three days to clean up all the mudsocks.
Mudsock by Mrs. Smarts October 27, 2011