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longjaw mudsucker 

A person that has agreed to go to an event, but every time they open their mouth there is an excuse as to why they are late and never end up making it.

The saying seems to have started in Santa Barbara during a bachelors party weekend, the longjaw mudsucker is typical from the area.
I just called Marin to see why he was late, but all I heard was excuses as to why he was late. I don't think he's going to make it, he is such a longjaw mudsucker.
longjaw mudsucker by SpekTro April 5, 2015

Golden Mudbucket 

A sexual act where one partner gapes their anus, and the other partner urinates into it.
Charlie suggested that the pair engage in a golden mudbucket, but was taken aback when he found out he would be the bucket.
Golden Mudbucket by MisterNefarious November 28, 2012

mississippi mudbucket 

A sexual act in which one partner defecates into the other partner's mouth. Shortly after, vomiting will ensue. Whilst the "bucket" if firmly held shut, the first partner then fucks the other's mouth.

Once completed, the "bucket" will consist of Shit, Vomit, and Semen.
Dude, I took home this nasty girl last night, and you know what ?? I turned her into a mississippi mudbucket.

mudsucker 

Racial slur. A person who likes to perform fellatio on black men.
Tito's got him a mudsucker, every time the girl sees him she sticks his dick in her mouth like a baby with a pacifier.
mudsucker by SheilaPrince July 12, 2009
1)someone that sticks their dick up an ass and has shit left on it
2)brazilian fag on stickam
1)i got a mudrocket after i fucked a whore in the ass
2)mudrocket is a poor ass brazilian on stickam
mudrocket by stickam October 4, 2008
Gross, Richard Gere left his mudsock in the gerbil cage!

After last years pride parade, it took three days to clean up all the mudsocks.
Mudsock by Mrs. Smarts October 27, 2011
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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