A person that has agreed to go to an event, but every time they open their mouth there is an excuse as to why they are late and never end up making it.
The saying seems to have started in Santa Barbara during a bachelors party weekend, the longjaw mudsucker is typical from the area.
I just called Marin to see why he was late, but all I heard was excuses as to why he was late. I don't think he's going to make it, he is such a longjaw mudsucker.
A sexual act in which one partner defecates into the other partner's mouth. Shortly after, vomiting will ensue. Whilst the "bucket" if firmly held shut, the first partner then fucks the other's mouth.
Once completed, the "bucket" will consist of Shit, Vomit, and Semen.
Dude, I took home this nasty girl last night, and you know what ?? I turned her into a mississippi mudbucket.
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.