mud puddler
mud puddler by Sacha in OZ June 15, 2008
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Oregon Mud Puddle
Its when you are having sex with a chick and she is riding you reverse cowgirl and shits on you with explosive diarrhea and it puddles in and around your belly button.
Dude, this whore I picked up on 82nd gave me an Oregon Mud Puddle so I made her give me a rusty trombone!
Oregon Mud Puddle by BMOH April 6, 2009
Pakistani mud puddle
to explode ones bowels via diarrhea inside the upper tank part of the toilet. this is basically the same as an upper decker, except this fills the tank with pure diarrhea. this usually occurs after consuming large amounts of various spicy and/or ethnic foods.
i just ate some extremely spicy yellow curry from jafaars middle eastern authentic cuisine restaurant, and when i get the hot sweaty spicy shits, i'm going to totally Pakistani mud puddle justin's toilet.
Pakistani mud puddle by massive clue June 9, 2009
egyptian mud puddle
Jerk off next to your sleeping girlfriend and blow your load in her bellybutton and let it dry up over night
My girlfriend was asleep when I got home last night, i tried to wake her up, she pushed me away so I gave her an egyptian mud puddle.
egyptian mud puddle by BigDHill September 22, 2015
mississippi mud puddle
while having anal sex with your partner, you proceed to urinate inside his/her butthole. Followed by removal of the penis and lying on the ground (preferably a solid and easy to clean surface) your partner still containing the urine inside them proceeds to deficate on your face.
"oh my jenny, whats that awful stain on your new carpet?"
"Oh thats just last nights mississippi mud puddle, we got a little wasted"
"Oh thats just last nights mississippi mud puddle, we got a little wasted"
mississippi mud puddle by Robert Newton/Bruce Mehr January 6, 2008
Cowboy boot in a mud puddle
;Last night i fucked christine and it was like putting a cowboy boot in a mud puddle!
:Dude, thats cuz she just had a baby a couple months ago!
:Dude, thats cuz she just had a baby a couple months ago!
Cowboy boot in a mud puddle by aries:) January 5, 2010
Texas Mud Puddle
When you have a girl on her back for anal intercourse, you pull out and rub your member on her belly button to make it brown then unload in her belly button. Hence the mud puddle.
Troy: So how did your date go with Mindy?
Ernie: I didn't think anything was going to happen but before I knew it she was on her back and I was giving her a Texas Mud Puddle.
Ernie: I didn't think anything was going to happen but before I knew it she was on her back and I was giving her a Texas Mud Puddle.
Texas Mud Puddle by Lunchbox2 March 23, 2011