A really awesome lawn mower that is lifted and got nobby tires and light bars. It qualifies as a mud mower in Maine only you out of staters can shove it up your pussies. Mud mower are for men and sexy women that like to get down and dirt.
mud mowers are from Maine. They are mud mowers in Maine ONLY. So you out of staters can shove it up your pussies. You bang through the gears like you bang your women, so hard and long.
I ride my mud mower like I ride my women, rough. They love to get down and dirty with me
The act of a man rotating his flaccid penis in a helicopter motion while a woman with excessive diarrhea deficates on it. (May use laxatives for added effect)
“My lady and I had a free weekend so I went ahead and showed her the good ol’ mudmower” (LTB)
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*