Definitions by Flibbitynibbit

mudmower 

The act of a man rotating his flaccid penis in a helicopter motion while a woman with excessive diarrhea deficates on it. (May use laxatives for added effect)

“My lady and I had a free weekend so I went ahead and showed her the good ol’ mudmower” (LTB)

mudmower by Flibbitynibbit March 19, 2025