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A mustard man from New Jersey!
A man who like mustard to much!
"ooh you dirty Mucko"
Mucko by tH March 30, 2005
Words you can keep
A person who makes you feel like things are mucky ducky all the time!
When Mucko is around, nothing can be bad
Mucko by Wonder March 11, 2005
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mucko by kevin canty April 22, 2003

Muck Chucking 

The act of Jizzing in your hand then throwing it in someone faces
Dave: Our lass loves a bit of Muck Chucking
Muck Chucking by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

Time To Chuck My Muck Over Your Sister's Jubblies 

A politer way of saying to a friend, i'm going to fuck your sister then sloppy jizz over her tits
Dave: Bobby, since you wouldn't make me a brew its Time To Chuck My Muck Over Your Sister's Jubblies
An active help-user on Community Central, a useless forum for the degenerating, horrid site called Wikia/FANDOM.
Muchos apparently ate too much muchos. ☠️
Muchos by y = mx + b September 8, 2023

mucho texto 

A common response to a large and obnoxious block of text.
Person 1: fuck people who play jenga wrong
“YoU tOucHEd ThAt BlOcK So yOu HavE tO PuLl tHat OnE Out”

Go fuck yourself, that’s not how the fucking game is played, you dumb, the fuck, asshole.

Quoted from the official Jenga rules:

“Players may tap a block to find a loose one. Any blocks moved but not played should be replaced, unless doing so would make the tower fall. “

You’ve never even fucking read the rules have you, you shithead idiot. What, is the game over in 3 seconds, if you just so happen to touch a load bearing block first?FUCKING NO DUMBASS. Learn to read you illiterate fuck.

Person 2: mucho texto
mucho texto by IHateReading52 November 1, 2020
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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