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Mission San Jose High School. One of five Fremont, California public high schools which was opened in 1964. The school located in the district of Mission San Jose is known for good academics, sending 90% of graduates to post-secondary schools. 77% of these students were of Asian origin, 18% European American (White), 3% Latino or Hispanic, 1% African American, 1% Filipino, <1% American Indian or Alaska Native, and <1% Pacific Islander. Most notably the school holds the highest position in the California public high school rankings (not including magnet schools) with an API (Academic Performance Index) of 917 in 2004. Newsweek places the school 193rd among other American high schools. Mission San Jose High School belongs to the Mission Valley Athletic League, comprising of the five high schools in Fremont (Irvington, Washington, American, John F. Kennedy) as well as James Logan High School and Newark Memorial High School, the only high schools in Union City and Newark, respectively. The MVAL is a league of the North Coast Section of California school sports. MSJHS has approximately 2,100 students. Notable alumni include Kristi Yamaguchi (Olympic figure skating gold medalist), Dina Ruiz-Eastwood (wife of Clint Eastwood), &Gary Plummer (former NFL linebacker). MSJHS also has the best AP Statistics program in the world.
MSJHS Nerd 1: ZOMG I'M FAILING MY AP BIOLOGY CLASS!!
MSJHS Nerd 2: What do you have?
MSJHS Nerd 1: An 89.4!
MSJHS Nerd 2: That's Asian failing! Oh no!
msjhs by Chuck Norris~ April 17, 2006
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school full of:

1. faggots
2. 13-18 year girls who listen to jonas brothers all day
3. justin-bieber worshippers
4. wannabe athletic team
5. wannabe fans of wannabe athletic teams
6. teachers on crack (you know who you are...)
7. asians (WOW, REALLY?)
8. wannabe thugs, cholos, latinos (wtf is a wannabe latino and why would you want to be one?)
9. faggots. just the different kind of faggots.
10. the rest of the population (approximately 3.14%) are relatively normal. but they still are faggots.
Naruto Uzumaki: Hey, Sasuke, you ready for the Chem test on Friday?

Sasuke Uchicha: Hellz yeahh Naruto, I'm prepared for that shit with my #2 pencil, trusty eraser, awesome TI-X84 calculator, and of course, my lucky boxers.

Naruto Uzumaki: *Why do I go to msjhs again?*
msjhs by KENNEDY_TITANS November 15, 2009
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mshsysbs 

Hey, when I do something similar or better than what you have done, you still criticise me and claim that you way is better. This attitude of yours-My shit is holy shit and your shit is bull shit (MSHSYSBS) is unbearable.
mshsysbs by labworks January 22, 2017
The soul sucking institution. Your dreams will go to die here. Nothing will inspire you. This school sucks the life out of you.
Girl: I have to go to school. I hate school.
Boy: What’s bad about school?
Girl: I go to Mjhs.
Boy: Oh shit. if i went there I would feel the same.
Mjhs by MrEarlsIsHot April 30, 2022
a school in lincoln maine everones dumb as fuck.If one fuck soul desides to bomb it go the fuck ahaed
mjhs is liveing hell on earth. also used in mjhs teches me fuknign nothign
mjhs by i have kids in my basement November 2, 2020
Mahomet Seymour High School 🤪 🧡💙
I am a freshman at mshs.
mshs by marshallam1 May 19, 2021
Mahomet Seymour High School.

A school for of try hards and people who’ve lost all motivation
I went to mshs
mshs by marshallam1 May 19, 2021
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