mrytle
Turtle who is such a savage who lives in my turtle tank generally is a girl turtle 🐢 but you have to check that out peace ✌️ by savage
mrytle by Bernerboss16 May 30, 2017
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Myrtle Mimosa
A mimosa made with champagne (preferably inexpensive) and Mountain Dew (any flavor). Dust the rim of the glass/cup with hot Cheetos dust. - STE
I enjoy Camel Wides and Swisher Sweets along with an ice cold Myrtle Mimosa when I am relaxing on the boardwalk.
Myrtle Mimosa by probably scott November 2, 2018
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Myrtled
Going to Myrtle Beach with no other intention than drinking your face off and acting in a reckless manner. The way of life for many college kids on Spring Break or Dead Week in Myrtle Beach.
Side effects include loss of all money/dignity, and late night visits to Hot Diggity Dogs.
Side effects include loss of all money/dignity, and late night visits to Hot Diggity Dogs.
Myrtled by Swine Fluu May 19, 2009
Myrtle Creek Skurk
The Myrtle Creek Skurk- anyone who's come in contact with the swamp donkey Skurk and finds themselves with a burning, itchy, peppercorn feeling, cottage cheese drippin, sewage stench coming from their vagina, then you and your man have been had by the Skurk. And should seek immediate medical attention. CAUTION: Do NOT leave her alone in your home or with your man or you will lose all and gain the gift that keeps giving. This is the reason you should always use the toilet seat covers in public bathrooms and private ones if she's been to your home. She's a scab on the ass Crack of humanity that will surely turn into a scab that won't go away on yours and your mans asscracks.
My friend had to go to the doctor because her boyfriend cheated on her with Amber and gave her the Myrtle Creek Skurk.
Myrtle Creek Skurk by RaevynRae August 30, 2021
fertile myrtle
fertile myrtle by Starpuma December 10, 2013
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