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metrollectual 

portmanteau of metro and intellectual.

one who adopts the mannerisms, attire and behaviour of an intellectual, without actually ever thinking for themselves.

a hipster sub-type.
see that guy with the stack of books on his table, wearing an MIT shirt, looking at porn on his laptop?

yeah?

i'm going to punch that metrollectual motherfucker and break his non-prescription glasses.
metrollectual by fourohtre December 13, 2010
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"After graduating with a PhD in astrophysics, Bob finally found work as a Mctroll."
Mctroll by Neil Ogism January 31, 2010

motrollcyclist 

Overtly opinionated motorcyclist who trolls forums and message boards with their extreme and bigoted views on how everyone on two wheels should be exactly like them.
quotes from a motrollcyclist:

"I ride a sports bike so Harley's a shit" / "I ride a Harley so sports bikes are shit"

"I'm an ATGATT rider and so everyone else should be" / "I don't support the helmet law and so nobody else should"

"I'm a clean living motorcyclist and think all bikers are dirty thieving trouble makers" / "I'm a biker and think all clean living motorcyclists should have their BMW exhaust pipes shoved up their arses"

Metrollen 

the type of person to make a resemblance of dry out structures and sticking it into his ass while showering and later shitting out his opinions into overture
person 1: youre such a metrollen!
person 2: god damn youre right
Metrollen by heretic inquisitor March 30, 2025
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026