portmanteau of metro and intellectual.

one who adopts the mannerisms, attire and behaviour of an intellectual, without actually ever thinking for themselves.

a hipster sub-type.

see that guy with the stack of books on his table, wearing an MIT shirt, looking at porn on his laptop?

yeah?

i'm going to punch that metrollectual motherfucker and break his non-prescription glasses.

metrollectual by fourohtre December 13, 2010

Related Words

mrtroll • Mr Trollbachev • Mctroll • metrollectual • Metrollen • motrollcyclist • MR.ROLLO • Mr Rollback • Mr Tolley • mrs. rollins

Mctroll

Fast-food worker

"After graduating with a PhD in astrophysics, Bob finally found work as a Mctroll."

Mctroll by Neil Ogism January 31, 2010

motrollcyclist

Overtly opinionated motorcyclist who trolls forums and message boards with their extreme and bigoted views on how everyone on two wheels should be exactly like them.

quotes from a motrollcyclist:

"I ride a sports bike so Harley's a shit" / "I ride a Harley so sports bikes are shit"

"I'm an ATGATT rider and so everyone else should be" / "I don't support the helmet law and so nobody else should"

"I'm a clean living motorcyclist and think all bikers are dirty thieving trouble makers" / "I'm a biker and think all clean living motorcyclists should have their BMW exhaust pipes shoved up their arses"

motrollcyclist by Bored_Of_Motrollcyclists May 12, 2010

Metrollen

the type of person to make a resemblance of dry out structures and sticking it into his ass while showering and later shitting out his opinions into overture

person 1: youre such a metrollen!
person 2: god damn youre right

Metrollen by heretic inquisitor March 30, 2025

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026