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metrollectual 

portmanteau of metro and intellectual.

one who adopts the mannerisms, attire and behaviour of an intellectual, without actually ever thinking for themselves.

a hipster sub-type.
see that guy with the stack of books on his table, wearing an MIT shirt, looking at porn on his laptop?

yeah?

i'm going to punch that metrollectual motherfucker and break his non-prescription glasses.
metrollectual by fourohtre December 13, 2010
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Fast-food worker
"After graduating with a PhD in astrophysics, Bob finally found work as a Mctroll."
Mctroll by Neil Ogism January 31, 2010

motrollcyclist 

Overtly opinionated motorcyclist who trolls forums and message boards with their extreme and bigoted views on how everyone on two wheels should be exactly like them.
quotes from a motrollcyclist:

"I ride a sports bike so Harley's a shit" / "I ride a Harley so sports bikes are shit"

"I'm an ATGATT rider and so everyone else should be" / "I don't support the helmet law and so nobody else should"

"I'm a clean living motorcyclist and think all bikers are dirty thieving trouble makers" / "I'm a biker and think all clean living motorcyclists should have their BMW exhaust pipes shoved up their arses"

Metrollen 

the type of person to make a resemblance of dry out structures and sticking it into his ass while showering and later shitting out his opinions into overture
person 1: youre such a metrollen!
person 2: god damn youre right
Metrollen by heretic inquisitor March 30, 2025