mrscellaneous
The mrscellaneous bride walks into a bar with a Rabbit under one arm, and a standard poodle with a thermometer stuck in it's boogerbutt, under the other.
mrscellaneous by Austin Smothers April 29, 2010
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Miscellaneoused
To become aware of and self-affirm belongingness in the full diversity and expression of sexual orientations, genders, sexual/gender identities, and related variants--particularly those pertaining to the evolution and growth of the LGBTQ movement (LGBTQIA+...), going further into the miscellaneous everyoneness.
"The movement includes everyone now. I've been miscellaneoused!"
"I don't even know just miscellaneoused OK?"
"I don't even know just miscellaneoused OK?"
Miscellaneoused by mattanaw July 22, 2021
Miscellaneous Arseholerly.
Miscellaneous Arseholerly. by jumbodunk October 10, 2011
mascellaneous
Variously and/or casually masculine; not interested in alphabetizing one's masculinity along the lines of alphas, betas, etc.
He's cool without being cold, friendly, strong, sweet to children, practical, good with tools, and crosses his legs; well-rounded and mascellaneous.
mascellaneous by ChiRho April 15, 2017
Miscellaneous
Miscellaneous by Supersonic^ December 29, 2004
Miscellaneous dick problem
Bob just found out his wife has a miscellaneous dick problem when he came home from work early.
Jenny let the football team run a train on her, she really has a miscellaneous dick problem.
Jenny let the football team run a train on her, she really has a miscellaneous dick problem.
Miscellaneous dick problem by CJR8402 May 3, 2014
miscellaneous dick
miscellaneous dick by SecretAsian12 August 19, 2014
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