A talking piece of poo that comes out of the toilet during Christmas to give presents to children that eat plenty of fiber. He will only appear to the people that believe in him.

Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
He loves me, I love you
Therefore vicariously he loves you
I can make a Mr. Hankey too!

Mr. Hankey by Deathgrind > you October 31, 2007

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mr hanky

a peice of living shit on south park who comes if u eat lots of fibers on christmas eve and he lives in a sewer and if u eat weird healthy food it makes his enviroment(sewer) bad and he could die if he doesnt eat chefs chocolate salty balls

i ate lots of fiber and took at shit on christmas ever and saw mr hanky but my sister flushed him. wat a n00bcaek

mr hanky by sporkness April 21, 2007

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mr. hands

A man who got fucked up the ass by a horse, literally, and died.

Now their making a documentry about it.

1:"Did you hear their making a documentry about Mr. Hands?"
2:"Eww. The guy who got fucked up the ass by a horse?"
1:"Yeah we should go see it."
2:"Sure."

mr. hands by TheRevolution19 January 30, 2007

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Mr. Hands

A man in Washington who had a friend video him having anal sex with a horse. He suffered a perferated colon and later died.

Dude 1: Eww have you seen that Mr. Hands video?
Dude 2: Yeah that was damn nasty!
Dude 1: It kinda turned me on.
Dude 2: You are some sick fuck!

Mr. Hands by FFluver February 22, 2008

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