mr. boo
mr. boo by dandeloinsdobeyellow November 2, 2021
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mr. boo
mr. boo by dandeloinsdobeyellow November 2, 2021
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mr. boo • Mr. Boombastic • mr. boobs • mr. boogie • mr booth • Mythical Mr. Boo • Mr Boon • Mr boopsy • Mr Booty • mr booze
The Mythical Mr. Boo
A man so elusive, so mysterious, that nobody's 100 percent sure he even exists. And although there are sceptics out there, they can't prove that he doesn't exist. One thing's for sure, he has a reputation of a mystic, urban guru.
The Mythical Mr. Boo just had his tear ducts surgically relocated to his groin, because the only time he cries is when he's standing in front of a urinal.
The Mythical Mr. Boo is intergenerational. If you are what you wear, he is his own grandma.
The Mythical Mr. Boo always lifts the lid of the toilet before he pees. Then he sits down while doing so.
The Mythical Mr. Boo enjoys wearing fish flesh, or "sea scales," as he calls them, and tauntingly dancing in front of hungry kittens.
The Mythical Mr. Boo is half Irish. The whole left side of his body is a Leprechaun. I think that's why The Mythical Mr. Boo likes pots of gold so much.
The Mythical Mr. Boo doesn't believe in luck, although he does enjoy chopping off rabbit's feet.
The Mythical Mr. Boo is like a fog that creeps about your window while you are fornicating with your wife. And just like fog, if the police ever catch him, he'll be cleared by morning.
The Mythical Mr. Boo is intergenerational. If you are what you wear, he is his own grandma.
The Mythical Mr. Boo always lifts the lid of the toilet before he pees. Then he sits down while doing so.
The Mythical Mr. Boo enjoys wearing fish flesh, or "sea scales," as he calls them, and tauntingly dancing in front of hungry kittens.
The Mythical Mr. Boo is half Irish. The whole left side of his body is a Leprechaun. I think that's why The Mythical Mr. Boo likes pots of gold so much.
The Mythical Mr. Boo doesn't believe in luck, although he does enjoy chopping off rabbit's feet.
The Mythical Mr. Boo is like a fog that creeps about your window while you are fornicating with your wife. And just like fog, if the police ever catch him, he'll be cleared by morning.
The Mythical Mr. Boo by Jarod Kintz June 23, 2007
Mythical Mr. Boo
A man so elusive and mysterious that sightings are rare and those who encounter should feel privileged. Mr. Boo has been known to have a life changing influence on those he meets.
The Mythical Mr. Boo just had his tear ducts surgically relocated to his groin, because the only time he cries is when he's standing in front of a urinal.*
The Mythical Mr. Boo is intergenerational. If you are what you wear, he is his own grandma.*
The Mythical Mr. Boo always lifts the lid of the toilet before he pees. Then he sits down while doing so.*
The Mythical Mr. Boo enjoys wearing fish flesh, or "sea scales," as he calls them, and tauntingly dancing in front of hungry kittens.*
The Mythical Mr. Boo is half Irish. The whole left side of his body is a Leprechaun. I think that's why The Mythical Mr. Boo likes pots of gold so much.*
The Mythical Mr. Boo doesn't believe in luck, although he does enjoy chopping off rabbit's feet.*
The Mythical Mr. Boo is like a fog that creeps about your window while you are fornicating with your wife. And just like fog, if the police ever catch him, he'll be cleared by morning.*
*Examples in C/O Jarod Kintz
The Mythical Mr. Boo is intergenerational. If you are what you wear, he is his own grandma.*
The Mythical Mr. Boo always lifts the lid of the toilet before he pees. Then he sits down while doing so.*
The Mythical Mr. Boo enjoys wearing fish flesh, or "sea scales," as he calls them, and tauntingly dancing in front of hungry kittens.*
The Mythical Mr. Boo is half Irish. The whole left side of his body is a Leprechaun. I think that's why The Mythical Mr. Boo likes pots of gold so much.*
The Mythical Mr. Boo doesn't believe in luck, although he does enjoy chopping off rabbit's feet.*
The Mythical Mr. Boo is like a fog that creeps about your window while you are fornicating with your wife. And just like fog, if the police ever catch him, he'll be cleared by morning.*
*Examples in C/O Jarod Kintz
Mythical Mr. Boo by Kyle O'Neill November 29, 2007
Mr.Boofington
911: hi what is your emergency
Asian dude: hi, I’m high and need to get un high
*911 to officer* we’ve got a Mr.Boofington
Asian dude: hi, I’m high and need to get un high
*911 to officer* we’ve got a Mr.Boofington
Mr.Boofington by PullTheTriggaFigga September 21, 2018
mr booth
That one male teacher that, well, prefers the company of younger students in his crusty PE shed. He is also known as “smoothy boothy” and “the man who touched my elbow because he was jealous”
mr booth by Cunt eater 69,000 December 8, 2017
Mr Boon
Mr Boons are dramatic geniuses that are funny and kind. They get along with everyone and their patience is unbeatable. He gets along with his class well and inspires many.
He is tall, skinnny, wears glasses and always wears jeans and a button up shirts with dark blonde hair.
Mr Boons are secretly gods that roam the earth looking to spread happiness and Boons ‘things that are helpful or beneficial’. Originating on the planet poopstick they travelled to earth to complete their mission but du to their cravings for sausages they mostly inhabit Australia.
He is tall, skinnny, wears glasses and always wears jeans and a button up shirts with dark blonde hair.
Mr Boons are secretly gods that roam the earth looking to spread happiness and Boons ‘things that are helpful or beneficial’. Originating on the planet poopstick they travelled to earth to complete their mission but du to their cravings for sausages they mostly inhabit Australia.
Mr Boon: *Walks in*
Class: MR BOON! MR BOON! MR BOON!
Mr Boon: Why?
Callum: MIsTer BooOoOoN
Steph: What are we doing today Mr Boon?
Mr Boon: Theory, yay!!!
Class: We hate theory but we will do it because we love you Boon!
Class: MR BOON! MR BOON! MR BOON!
Mr Boon: Why?
Callum: MIsTer BooOoOoN
Steph: What are we doing today Mr Boon?
Mr Boon: Theory, yay!!!
Class: We hate theory but we will do it because we love you Boon!
Mr Boon by SenseiWill March 19, 2019
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