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mr crumpton

A person who usually has a spot on the side of their nose and has a phone in his top pocket recording people at school
Mr crumpton is a lovely man who gave me sweets
by Me crumptons fave person December 17, 2018
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Mr Crompton

1. (Noun) An aging tracksuit wearing hermit infamous for trapping unwaring young people in a freezing stare and "treating" to horrible, boring tales of sodomy.

Believed to be based on the main character from Coolidge's "The Ancient Mariner" he is infact based on the nightmares of young children.

Copying the behaviour of humans he has observed Crompton attempts to make places for people to live but he fails beacuse he is shit.

2. (Verb) Doing a headstand while having your prostrate glands manipulated with a large kipper.

3. -'ed'(Adjective) To roll around in shit for a year and pay £1000 for the privelage.
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Sandra: "Thanks to Mr Crompton I know how much blood should be in a healthy stool sample"

Elaine: "Thanks to Mr Crompton I know the stress tolerance of inferior wood against my back."

Sandra: "Thats what I said"

2. A fat lass tried to give me a Mr Crompton last night, she tried to dominate me.

3. I got (Mr) Cromptoned now I chew the wrappers off Iceland casseroles for food, but if I prop the wrappers against the wall they reduce the risk of cave ins.
by The Wedding Guest April 9, 2010
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mrfrumpton

MrFrumpton, aka Jake Simpson, is a 13 year old YouTuber from a small village down South somewhere. His videos are almost always great, but sometimes he doesn't upload which is annoying. He often "YouTubes" with his friends Nat and Jarad, usually at Jake's house, doing all kinds of tags and challenges.
Wow, MrFrumpton's video was pretty bloody good today, wasn't it?
by curlyhairedcontrolfreak June 21, 2014
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