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If you're looking for a nice glass of tall, dark, and handsome, then get yo self a Moyn! A true, soft spoken gentlemen, a Moyn can make you feel like anything is possible with him by your side. They usually have smiles that can brighten up a room! If you see a Moyn with their hood on in a bar, dont over look him! Moyns are usually shy and are a little nervous to make the first move! They will greet you with a smile if you come up and say hi! Just be prepared, cuz once that hood comes off, Oooo giiiirrrllll, you in for a treat! That's when a Moyn will break out of their shell and show you his moves, in a gentlemen way of course! Once you find a Moyn, you'll never need anything else.
Brittany: Jess, I need to find me a real man!
Jess: I got a Moyn I can set you up with!
Brittany: A MOYN?? Girl, why didn't you tell me sooner!
moyn by NoBraNoMore November 2, 2018
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The Moyni 

A nickname commonly given to anyone with the last name Moynihan.
Chris Moynihan also goes by The Moyni.
The Moyni by the-moyni May 24, 2009
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What's up moyne?!
Moyne by Moyne10 March 27, 2016

Morgan Moynes 

The offspring of GDowd, the most ginger person in the world, lost his life to Alistair Mawsons Penis, Has Mexican friends and should stop abuse to Daniel Birkett, Cooks for a Spanish football team and proper bent.
Morgan Moynes got a fist and 3/4 by Mrs Blackhall when he forgot the accent
gay homo likes fat bums

hobbies: stalking korean boys, annoying salsabeel, being racist
got7 stan: explains everything
leo so annoying and stupid
'her what's ur name'- someone
'i'm a moyna'- moyna

'ew. gay. leave xoxo'- someone
'send me kink' 'ahahah i meant link'-moyna
Moyna by moynahater September 6, 2019
Milk Out Your Nose Funny
Unexpected funny, surprisingly funny.
Pronounce like it's Yiddish Moy-nif
Initialism Acronym but also a word
More than just funny.
The first time I watched Marina's videos on You Tube I was surprised, it was not only funny it was moynf funny or that video was moynf.
My sister was not only laughing she was moynf laughing.
My mom's expression was moynf.
Moynf by Che Volay August 6, 2008

Moynihan 

Pet gorilla. Long arms that will crush your soul threw your hind side and make you eat it.
The Moynihan will crush you.
Moynihan by TheHorsemanDeath December 19, 2016
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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