A type of faked accent put on by American snobs in academic circles to make it sound like they went to grad school in Britain. Like mockney, but the opposite.
Ugh! Jay is so unpleasant to be around, with his bloated ego and moxford accent.
A beautiful man with a luscious beard who will rule the galaxy within the next three years. By using his world history knowledge and Thriller-esque dance moves, no one will be able to stop the ALLRIIIIIIGGGHTT Awesomeness.
Guy 1: Dude, I used to be straight, but after seeing Morford I turned gay.
Guy 2: Same, he's just so beautiful.
a boy that is trades in fifa for pro evolutionsoccer, He is very law obiding and does not like to social very often. A morford tends to stay at home and look after ones reproductive organs.
Chris: have you neverbroken the law
Chris 2: No im a morford man
Maxford is an amazing person who radiates patience and kindness to everyone he meets. They are humorous in ways many others are not, knowledgeable on niche and interesting topics, and has a unique way of radiating compassion. He is an amazing friend who carries bits to extreme levels, and continues to be loyal to family and friends. If you ever come across a Maxford in your lifetime, never let them go, and always make them laugh.
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.