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Morford Statistic 

A seemingly plausible statistic provided without reference to official sources to support one's position while in conversation.
A: "75% percent of people think X".
B: You just made that up, that's a Morford statistic.
A beautiful man with a luscious beard who will rule the galaxy within the next three years. By using his world history knowledge and Thriller-esque dance moves, no one will be able to stop the ALLRIIIIIIGGGHTT Awesomeness.
Guy 1: Dude, I used to be straight, but after seeing Morford I turned gay.
Guy 2: Same, he's just so beautiful.
Morford by Daddy Riedel March 10, 2018
a boy that is trades in fifa for pro evolution soccer, He is very law obiding and does not like to social very often. A morford tends to stay at home and look after ones reproductive organs.
Chris: have you never broken the law
Chris 2: No im a morford man
morford by Jack gregory smith November 8, 2006
Maxford is an amazing person who radiates patience and kindness to everyone he meets. They are humorous in ways many others are not, knowledgeable on niche and interesting topics, and has a unique way of radiating compassion. He is an amazing friend who carries bits to extreme levels, and continues to be loyal to family and friends. If you ever come across a Maxford in your lifetime, never let them go, and always make them laugh.
Maxford is such an amazing boyfriend.

Maxford is the man!
Maxford by woahitzlina January 29, 2025

nate morford 

The "hip, or New"slang for men who impregnates women while only having sex (non-constant)
OMG Bro, are you a Nate Morford

Carson morford 

A cherry tomato shaped man who turns red when angry. He is also known for going to the gym and vaping to look cool in front of his gym friends
Man quit being a Carson morford
Carson morford by Bobby_Tha_MC January 7, 2025
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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