Morford

A beautiful man with a luscious beard who will rule the galaxy within the next three years. By using his world history knowledge and Thriller-esque dance moves, no one will be able to stop the ALLRIIIIIIGGGHTT Awesomeness.

Guy 1: Dude, I used to be straight, but after seeing Morford I turned gay.
Guy 2: Same, he's just so beautiful.

by Daddy Riedel March 10, 2018

morford

a boy that is trades in fifa for pro evolution soccer, He is very law obiding and does not like to social very often. A morford tends to stay at home and look after ones reproductive organs.

Chris: have you never broken the law
Chris 2: No im a morford man

by Jack gregory smith November 8, 2006

Morford Statistic

A seemingly plausible statistic provided without reference to official sources to support one's position while in conversation.

A: "75% percent of people think X".
B: You just made that up, that's a Morford statistic.

by Resistingfanatic April 10, 2020

nate morford

The "hip, or New"slang for men who impregnates women while only having sex (non-constant)

OMG Bro, are you a Nate Morford

by Mphipps ibca May 16, 2018

Carson morford

A cherry tomato shaped man who turns red when angry. He is also known for going to the gym and vaping to look cool in front of his gym friends

Man quit being a Carson morford

by Bobby_Tha_MC January 7, 2025

moxford

A type of faked accent put on by American snobs in academic circles to make it sound like they went to grad school in Britain. Like mockney, but the opposite.

Ugh! Jay is so unpleasant to be around, with his bloated ego and moxford accent.

by apathetic philosophy major October 12, 2009

A dirty mofford

One where a male leaves the boys to hang out with his girlfriend therefore becoming a simp and loser Amungst the boys

Tyler: Where’s Grady?
Dano: being a dirty Mofford
Tyler: what a loser

by Thebigmac April 13, 2021