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Fuck ya mouth up

A directive used to cease nonsensical and/or annoying dialog from a subnormal individual before it becomes anymore abrasive to ones ears.
1) subnormal individual:"Hello, it's a lovely day for a brisk walk to the cafe for a wheat germ smoothie."
Ones self with or without a hangover:"Cunt, fuck ya mouth up!"

2)subnormal individual:"Hey, want to know what I think?"
Ones self with or without a hangover: "Cunt, fuck ya mouth up!"

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beat her mouth up

Man, you shoulda seen me dawg. I beat her mouth up!!!

Shut the fucking mouth up 

A very blunt, often humorous way of telling someone to stop talking, usually when they’re being annoying, repetitive, or saying something obvious. Similar in meaning to “shut the fuck up,” but slightly emphasizes the “mouth” for extra effect.
person 1:blah blah blah

person 2:shut the fucking mouth up

Fucked Up Mouth 

A girl in class who has horrid teeth and buts in your conversation asking you something stupid, when you didn't say any close to what she said.
Dan: hey, have you seen Cake Boss?
Brandon: No
Dan: You should, the whole show is like 'hey that's the wrong frosting!'
Fucked Up Mouth: did you just call me a gay prostitute?
Dan & Brandon: uhh no. were talking about Cake Boss
Fucked Up Mouth by JudgeJudyFan February 16, 2010

Up your mouth 

A very deep insult in my country. Meaning to eat yourself from the inside.
Person 1: You suck
Person 2: Up your mouth
Person 1: That hurt
Up your mouth by poopyed November 6, 2019
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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