mouth men
mouth men by tim johnstone May 9, 2008
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Menstrual mouth
A guy and a gal kiss after he performs oral sex on her during her period.
After they kiss, the gal says, " Go brush your teeth, your have menstrual mouth"
After they kiss, the gal says, " Go brush your teeth, your have menstrual mouth"
Menstrual mouth by olive man November 22, 2014
Men's Appreciation Month
In the month of March, everyday, men are appreciated for being men and supporting their works. All men are praised, this doesn't mean losers. Good men in general, appreciation that they deserve.
"Hey, it's Men's Appreciation Month, time to get paid for dingle dong!"
"Don, you're a drug addict, not your month ."
"Don, you're a drug addict, not your month ."
Men's Appreciation Month by TheMenOfWork February 7, 2022
Menarche Mouth
1) Boyfriend: "I love you, Honey." Girlfriend: "Eat shit!"
2) Sorry, I didn't mean to say that. I just started my period and I've got menarche mouth.
3) Bitchy went crazy...had a bad case of menarche mouth. She be flowing for sure.
2) Sorry, I didn't mean to say that. I just started my period and I've got menarche mouth.
3) Bitchy went crazy...had a bad case of menarche mouth. She be flowing for sure.
Menarche Mouth by Jamal P. Franzia May 11, 2010
Men's Mental Health Month-gatekeeping
A cynical trend where the topic of Men's Mental Health Month, an important issue aimed at promoting mental health awareness among men, is intentionally utilized to invalidate or undermine the importance of Pride Month. This is often done by comparing the two inappropriately, suggesting that one is more significant than the other, or expressing that more attention should be given to Men's Mental Health Month, typically without showing genuine concern for men's mental health.
Dave: "Hey, have you noticed it's Pride Month everywhere, but no one even talks about Men's Mental Health Month?"
Rose: "Sounds like a classic case of Men's Mental Health Month-gatekeeping. You don't need to diminish the importance of one to highlight the other, you know."
Rose: "Sounds like a classic case of Men's Mental Health Month-gatekeeping. You don't need to diminish the importance of one to highlight the other, you know."
Men's Mental Health Month-gatekeeping by Crockercorp June 27, 2023
men shut the fuck up month
men shut the fuck up month by anonymous March 5, 2022
Menopause-Mouth
The inexplicable, unpredictable nature of sudden hormonal shifts compelled by metabolic strain the female body experiences as it endures "the change" which women can neither avoid nor control -- sometimes inspires near homicidal behavior accompanied by even more colorful profanity. This behavior is ordinarily out of character for the female suffering the throes of menopause. Synonyms can include: venom-vox, spit-fire, hell-tongue, death-shrew, and toxic-locorrhea.
Ordinarily she was truly so sweet and pleasant, but in a sudden flare of of menopause-mouth she told her partner how she would bloody well enjoy watching them f*in burn to near-death in a pit after which mo-fo fire ants slowly brought a certain GD end by consuming their flailing, pleasantly smoke-flavored, f*in remnants, GD-it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Menopause-Mouth by Jules.Sheehy August 3, 2018
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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womp
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.