mouth douche

Self explanitory, Oral cleansing

You sick fuck, you need a mouth douche after saying that.

mouth douche by S.F.H.D. September 23, 2006

Top Mouth Douche 

Somebody who likes to go for girls in high school, even after they are a college graduate. Typically of Italian descent.

Me: My boss likes to show off everytime a high schooler comes into the shop by actually doing his job.

Friend: Gosh! He’s such a top mouth douche.

Top Mouth Douche by Pizzashop June 22, 2022

Douche Mouth 

When you eat too many salt and vinegar chips and your mouth is raw and sour.

I ate a whole bag of salt and vinegar chips and ended up with douche mouth.

Douche Mouth by Hollywars May 30, 2012

douche bag of the month 

When someone who everyone sees as a douche bag is awarded employee of the month after they convinced management that they deserved it. Generally seen as a jerk and not well liked by anyone except other douche bags.

Rob is such a douche bag, they should make him douche bag of the month.
I can't believe Chad received employee of the month last month, should be more like douche bag of the month.

douche bag of the month by TheRealBigN May 8, 2013

mouthdouche 

What some people call mouthwash -- a liquid (frequently composed of a high percentage of alcohol which often causes a burning sensation) that you swirl around inside your mouth and spit into the sink approx. half a minute later.

{Greg}: Suze, can you please pick up a bottle of mouthdouche while you're at the store?
{Susan}: Sure thing Greggo!!!

mouthdouche by Telephony November 14, 2018