mouth douche

Self explanitory, Oral cleansing

You sick fuck, you need a mouth douche after saying that.

by S.F.H.D. September 23, 2006

Top Mouth Douche

Somebody who likes to go for girls in high school, even after they are a college graduate. Typically of Italian descent.

Me: My boss likes to show off everytime a high schooler comes into the shop by actually doing his job.

Friend: Gosh! He’s such a top mouth douche.

by Pizzashop June 22, 2022

Douche Mouth

When you eat too many salt and vinegar chips and your mouth is raw and sour.

I ate a whole bag of salt and vinegar chips and ended up with douche mouth.

by Hollywars May 30, 2012

douche bag of the month

When someone who everyone sees as a douche bag is awarded employee of the month after they convinced management that they deserved it. Generally seen as a jerk and not well liked by anyone except other douche bags.

Rob is such a douche bag, they should make him douche bag of the month.
I can't believe Chad received employee of the month last month, should be more like douche bag of the month.

by TheRealBigN May 8, 2013

mouthdouche

What some people call mouthwash -- a liquid (frequently composed of a high percentage of alcohol which often causes a burning sensation) that you swirl around inside your mouth and spit into the sink approx. half a minute later.

{Greg}: Suze, can you please pick up a bottle of mouthdouche while you're at the store?
{Susan}: Sure thing Greggo!!!

by Telephony November 14, 2018