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Candy Mouth 

That sour, filmy taste-feel in your mouth after eating too much candy.
I've had a pouch of Swedish fish, a box of Nerds, a jug of gummy worms and a foot of Airheads...now I gots me the candy mouth!
Candy Mouth by Jahab November 11, 2010

candice nuts fit in yo mouth 

a joke where someone says hey do you know Candice or I'm going to Candice's house and more

when they say whos Candice or something else with Candice you say Candice nuts fit in yo mouth.
hey john you know candice. whos candice? CANDICE NUTS FIT IN YO MOUTH

mouthhandy 

A wholesome way to describe using your mouth to pleasure someone's genitals.
Grandma is next door giving a mouthhandy to the neighbor
mouthhandy by TartWrangler November 19, 2021

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026