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napolean was such a mouchet
mouchet by tuce January 18, 2004
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A bit of hair that grows under the cheeks and next to, but separated from, the moustache.
Found on people who have yet to develop a full face of hair, or who naturally have patchy beard growth.
You should shave those mouchees man, you look like a reject from a Cats musical.
mouchee by zorlan February 1, 2009
Related Words
The head of the male penis, Bell End,
From misheard Beatles lyric
"Mouchel, my bell,
Sunday monkeys say the end is done"
Suck my mouchel.
mouchel by nawe October 29, 2008
A french word meaning 'fly'
Person 1: 'mahoomalaflooma, mouche matoottoo'
Kelly: 'ouche ma flouche, moooooooooooooooooouche'
Mouche by Macondiron December 2, 2009

mouche-rocket 

1. (noun): An asshole, an offensive term pertaining to someone you would like to send off on a rocket.

2. (noun): Usually a man, a man-douche.
1.
Premise: The men upstairs are disrupting my sleep.
Premise: Any man who disrupts my sleep is a mouche-rocket.
Conclusion: The men upstairs are mouche-rockets.

2.
Ross, Nate, or *Akhtar.

*The grand pooh-ba of mouche-rockets, a logic teacher.
mouche-rocket by Pratt the Cat September 18, 2008
Wus good Muchete.
Its jus me an my muchetes
Que passa muchete
Muchete by Chino godoy June 8, 2018
French for 'fly'. Makes a cool nickname :)
i had a mouche sandwhich
Mouche by Chicken Wing July 15, 2006
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