Foremost known as "The God Of Sex" An individual renowned world wide for his expertise with sex and highly sexual acts. One such as mouba has been known to have sex with more than 30 girls at one time, even stimulating a maximum of 8 at once. mouba's usually have enormous genitalia and can produce litres of semen in one ejaculation. Characteristics of mouba's are cool, popular, attractive, instaclimatic (when girls see muoba's they reach their sexual climax instantaneously) strong, athletic, charming, generally amazing at every aspect of life. Once an individual has had intercourse with a mouba they are suggested to stay bedridden for a minimum of 2 weeks because of the mass vaginal damage.
Girl 1: Holy fucking shit mouba is the best lover ever
Girl 792: Yeah he wrecked my pussy
Girl 3275: I wish my husband was mouba,
Girl 94: I don't, if he was my vagina would be no more
Girl 792: Yeah he wrecked my pussy
Girl 3275: I wish my husband was mouba,
Girl 94: I don't, if he was my vagina would be no more
by moooubzi December 4, 2009
Get the mouba mug.1) To be completely taken for all your money in a mobile game in attempts to advance your character past free player status.
2) to be given very dry, very unwelcome surprise buttsex with no reacharound.
2) to be given very dry, very unwelcome surprise buttsex with no reacharound.
by N8dog640 August 1, 2014
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Get the Mokuba mug.Multiplayer online battle arena pathogenic virus(MOBA Disease)is an infectious disease caused by the MOBA virus.Common symptoms: Irrational anger, self entitlement, depression, IQ drops, and urges to call people"Faggots."The most common spreader is"Shit"aka"League of Legends."All who come in contact with MOBAs eventually become infected. Though many people can go months without symptoms.There are three types of MOBA Disease that affect people. All types of the virus are spread through human to human contact through MOBA video games.
The first type is named MOBA Primea Disease.(BAD) BAD effects nearly half of MOBA players.Those infected experience irrational anger at everyone they play with. They often AFK before five minutes. Common quotes include "1v1 me kid."&"Ru even ranked?XDD." These infected are most often Bronze.
The second form is "Everyone but me is autistic syndrome."aka(MobaDowns)
Those with "MobaDowns"(aka Moba Downies)tend to be more self entitled.They have altered perceptions of reality, and see themselves as the best players on their team.Anytime anything goes wrong, they blame everyone else. They disown other mobas. This MOBA Disease is VERY common in league of legends players. They will often end friendships over mobas. The third and last type of MOBA Disease is known as MobaDepressa or MDD.
People effected by MDD experience very little rage.Infected are more likely to get depressed. These players often know mobas are toxic, yet chose to play them anyway.
The first type is named MOBA Primea Disease.(BAD) BAD effects nearly half of MOBA players.Those infected experience irrational anger at everyone they play with. They often AFK before five minutes. Common quotes include "1v1 me kid."&"Ru even ranked?XDD." These infected are most often Bronze.
The second form is "Everyone but me is autistic syndrome."aka(MobaDowns)
Those with "MobaDowns"(aka Moba Downies)tend to be more self entitled.They have altered perceptions of reality, and see themselves as the best players on their team.Anytime anything goes wrong, they blame everyone else. They disown other mobas. This MOBA Disease is VERY common in league of legends players. They will often end friendships over mobas. The third and last type of MOBA Disease is known as MobaDepressa or MDD.
People effected by MDD experience very little rage.Infected are more likely to get depressed. These players often know mobas are toxic, yet chose to play them anyway.
Jungle: "OUR FUCKING SOLO LOST LANE FAGGOT NIGGER."
Mid: "You've been standing in base since 2:00... Their jungle has not even left solo lane once."
Jungle "LITERALLY KIILL YOURSLEF BAD."
Adc: "Dude... You went 0-34 in two minutes... you literally set the world record for the most deaths before five minutes in any MOBA."
~Mid dies for the first time~
Jungle: "YOU"RE SO FUCKING GPPD BITCH. GG GGG GGGG GGGB"
Solo: "Guys, leave the jungle alone. Can't you tell he has late stage MOBA Disease?"
Mid: "You've been standing in base since 2:00... Their jungle has not even left solo lane once."
Jungle "LITERALLY KIILL YOURSLEF BAD."
Adc: "Dude... You went 0-34 in two minutes... you literally set the world record for the most deaths before five minutes in any MOBA."
~Mid dies for the first time~
Jungle: "YOU"RE SO FUCKING GPPD BITCH. GG GGG GGGG GGGB"
Solo: "Guys, leave the jungle alone. Can't you tell he has late stage MOBA Disease?"
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Get the Mobamba moment mug.A type of person who is very hard working, never likes to give up, and likes to try hard. They are also very argumentive and do not liked to be proven wrong. Also, in an argument, they always have to prove their point before backing out of the conflict. However, they do have a lot of friends that they like to hang out with.
Oh, don't pull a Mouaad!
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