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MotoCock 

The worst possible confluens of characteristics defining the antithesis of a good motorcycle rider: A complete and utter contempt for the interests and safety of ANY other riders, combined seamlessly with an ultra-flagrant, self-destructive operating behavior that approaches criminality and topped off by a seemingly unlimited over-self-confident narcissism that defies current psychologic diagnostic criteria.
Two years ago I rode with a motocock. Nope. Life is too short, never again.
MotoCock by YAWA August 23, 2016

motojack 

When your Ladyfriend, boyfriend, ho, or other sexual servant gives you a handjob while sitting 'bitch' on your Motorcycle or Scooter.

Similar to Road Head for a car or truck.
I'm pretty tired man, my lady friend gave me a nice long motojack on the ride over.

Sorry officer, I lost control because I was getting a motojack.
motojack by elcalrissian April 13, 2010

Motorlock 

Motorlock is the unpredictable science of utilizing motors in a game called Plane Crazy (a game where you place different blocks to make a working creaiton) to move blocks half a block or more towards the base of the motor block.
Did you see how when I motorlocked these wedges it created this weird cone shape?

The motorlock here is staggered to allow this block to come from here and go all the way over there.
Motorlock by Crazed_Pilot November 20, 2020

Motordorks 

Describing a person or group profoundly interested in the art of, modification of, restoration of and obsession of all things Motor. Someone who is willingly obsessed with a certain brand, make or model of anything motor related.
Those people are just standing in the parking lot at night...

They are motordorks! They meet here every week just to stare and talk cars.
Motordorks by Motordork June 7, 2019

motorsickle

A two wheeled vehicle, operator of which is 37 times more likely to die, per mile traveled, than an operator of a 4 wheeled vehicle, according to 2007 IIHS survey. Most commonly, heavy and slow American made machines that are 90% chrome-plated are called motorsickles.
I'd rather push my honda (through the turn, at high speed) than ride an American motorsickle.
motorsickle by ScooterTrash April 29, 2010

motordick 

flopping your whang around like a fucking stallion
i love the motordick
motordick by robby4154 November 23, 2006
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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