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Mobilise the Troops 

To take a dump. AKA, dropping the kids off by the pool. Usually after a good session on Guinness, followed by a huge t-bone
Jeff: Hey man, great sesh last night. Feel like my heads gonna frikkin explode.

Brian: Lets go grab a boiled egg sarnie and and a hair of the dog

Jeff: hey bud, slow down, need to Mobilise the Troops before I can get out of the house
Mobilise the Troops by thestudog October 3, 2008
The act of transforming a website so it can be utilised on any mobile device
We should mobilise our website.
We mobilised our website
Mobilise by suedonims December 1, 2011

Mobilise the Craic 

To organise and encourage collective action in pursuit of good chat and lighthearted mischief, typically in a drinking context.
Jack: "The vibes in the hostel were a bit dead so I had to mobilise the craic."
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026