Mobilise the Troops

To take a dump. AKA, dropping the kids off by the pool. Usually after a good session on Guinness, followed by a huge t-bone

Jeff: Hey man, great sesh last night. Feel like my heads gonna frikkin explode.

Brian: Lets go grab a boiled egg sarnie and and a hair of the dog

Jeff: hey bud, slow down, need to Mobilise the Troops before I can get out of the house

by thestudog October 03, 2008

Mobilise

The act of transforming a website so it can be utilised on any mobile device

We should mobilise our website.
We mobilised our website

by suedonims December 01, 2011

Mobilise the Craic

To organise and encourage collective action in pursuit of good chat and lighthearted mischief, typically in a drinking context.

Jack: "The vibes in the hostel were a bit dead so I had to mobilise the craic."

by Mr Karl Marx March 13, 2025