mother pucker 

like a soccer mom except for hockey.

"WOAHH look at that mother pucker."
"Hey Mrs. Modano."

mother pucker by Morgan Leigh February 23, 2008

Mother-Pucker Punch 

PAIN IN ASS MOTHER-IN-LAWS

When you are doing your mother-in-law doggie-style you then jam it in her ass. As she turns around puckered from pain you donkey-punch her in the mouth. Making this the MOTHER-PUCKER PUNCH.

Mother-Pucker Punch by Mother-Pucker Punchers October 14, 2009

mother pecker 

1) A mother pecker is a man who fucks his mother like a mother fucker. Unlike "mother fucker," which means a man who fucks his mother in any style, a mother pecker fucks her from behind in doggy style or licks her anus from behind.
2) Like "mother fucker," it also just insults someone to be blamed.

1. John: "Did you know Tom fucked his mom Pamela from behind so many time?"
Mike: "What?! He is indeed a mother pecker!"
2. "You, mother pecker!"

mother pecker by yorosan November 23, 2022

mother plucker 

someone who tweezes out leg hairs or other body hairs when high on meth

She's such a mother plucker that last time she got sped she pulled out her entire right eyebrow.

mother plucker by Scarlettknowsall January 21, 2020

Mother Feather Plucker Syndrome 

This is term applies by the same rule of thumb as "Feather Plucker Syndrome" found in this same Urban Dictionary. There is one major difference... This 'Feather Plucker' is a mommy!

Get out of that smoke-filled bathroom with that baby, you mother feather plucker syndrome actin' bitch!

Mother Feather Plucker Syndrome by gravy111 November 22, 2010

Disingenuous Dense Motherfucker 

A person that doesn't know something about something so they don't know how to tie their shoes.

You Disingenuous Dense Motherfucker obviously you have to know something about something or you couldn't tie your shoes.

Disingenuous Dense Motherfucker by LEGENDARY068 March 15, 2021

Alexis feo ugly motherfucker 

when you fuck with spic cartel nothing else

person 1: is Alexis feo ugly motherfucker

mexicano 3: stupid mexicano shut the fuck up u latino spic. WHAT DO U FUCKING THINK RETARD LIKE THE NAME LITERALLY GIVES AWAY UR ANSWER

Alexis feo ugly motherfucker by Joseph Greenwood January 20, 2022