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The greatest amount or quantity of stupidity.

Superlative of moron.

Most moronic
Mark might be a moron, but Chris is really the mostron.
mostron by FatYellowOne July 21, 2021
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new moston athletic 

The biggest amateur football club in North Manchester, England.
A football institution formed in 1986 by childhood friends. New Moston Athletic portrays heritage, tradition, and local identity.
new moston athletic by archiveman November 16, 2013
A large bear like guy who likes to kiss everybody male or female when he's drunk. Can handle his beer and more importantly his food but rarely shares the latter. If food sharing occurs then he probably wants a bit of what you're eating.
Quick, hide your food Moston's coming! uh oh its gone
Moston by ScubaSteveCH April 9, 2009

Los Sa-K-Mostros

A Gang Los Sa-k-Mostros formed in P.R in 2005.; The Sakamostros are a gang that lived in Caserios from the Barrios (the hood). it came to US in early 2006 to fight with some Racist mollo(blacks) gangs. There a currently 128 members. Los Sa-k-mostros are dangerous.
LS 4 Life
El que joda con los saka le entramos a tiros con una aka
Fuck mollos
Los Sa-k-mostros
Los Sa-K-Mostros by casitas flow October 11, 2006

monstronomous 

Something or someone that is so marvellously strange that it is awesome.
Person A: "Get around it."
Person B: "Nah get around me ya monstronomous gun"
monstronomous by chisman98 August 18, 2014

monstronomy 

The study of monsters.
His love of horror movies makes him an expert at monstronomy.
monstronomy by Proto Theatre January 12, 2023
To smack a person in the forehead with a quick snap of the wrist using the palm of your hand.
Did you hear the crack when I mostoned that dude?
moston by Kristhebhoy November 30, 2005
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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