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Mortarboard 

The square hat people use when graduating.
"Hey, I am wearing a mortarboard"
"no."
Mortarboard by NicoCharrua November 16, 2019
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Mortarboarding 

Torture by graduation speeches.
We suffered hours of mortarboarding at the UMass graduation.
Mortarboarding by AC Cobra July 9, 2009

motorboard 

v. int. Similar to motorboard; however, the act of pushing one's face in between two barely-there breasts, and rocking one's head side to side very rapidly while making a vigorous, lip-vibrating "brrr" sound.
You can motorboat Deb because her breasts are triple D's. You can only motorboard Linda because she's so flat chested.
motorboard by linda jo April 7, 2011

Motorboard 

When you try to motorboat a girl who is flat chested.
Deb is too flat chested to motorboat, I'll just have to motorboard.
Motorboard by lindajo April 3, 2011

Motorboarding 

An aggressive interrogation technique most likely not used in Guantanamo (citation needed) whereby the prisoner is suffocated by the application of a pair of large breasts until the point of semi-consciousness. The breasts are then briefly removed and the prisoner can breath for a few seconds. The breasts are then re-applied. The process is repeated ad infinitum until the prisoner gives up the secrets.

The technique requires a high degree of skill on the part of the interrogators. If the breasts are applied for too short a period, the prisoner is in fact motorboating, and it seems unlikely that s/he will give up important secrets under such conditions. In fact prisoners have been known to hold out the promise of fictitious secrets, simply in order to prolong the motorboating experience (citation needed, but hell, I would, wouldn't you?)

On the other hand, if the breasts are applied for too long, the prisoner will die, and take his or her secrets with them to the grave. Not the worst way to go, but definitely suboptimal.
After a 30 minute motorboarding session with Big Bertha, the suspect was ready to give up his own right testicle if only she would stop.
Motorboarding by JustDaveHere February 21, 2015
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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