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a derivation of the terms “muzza” or “mozzer” which describes unfortunate events relating specifically to mopeds, scooters or other means of transport with engines of less than 100cc capacity.
Can be used in any of the following situations: receiving parking fines, receiving speeding fines, fines for driving in bus lanes, having the scooter knocked over by cars, crashing whilst driving carelessly, having batteries stolen and having entire scooters/mopeds stolen.

“What a morri”, “I’m sick of all these morri’s with my scooter”, “If it wasn’t for that morri I would have been quite happy today”.
morri by Mr Lexy Con February 15, 2013
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Morri-stain 

The collective noun for a group of wankers. It is a portmanteau of the name of the Australian prime minister, and the wordstain”. Acknowledging his frequent pants accidents, such as the unfortunate Endgadine Maccas incident.
The LNP cabinet is a complete “morri-stain” of wankers
Morri-stain by mountianbikeman April 17, 2021
A shortened word for the supermarket MORRISONS
Goin' ta morri'z!!!

Bin ta morri'z!!!
morri'z by billybillyohbilly January 10, 2009
A confident,gorgeous girl who knows what she’s worth and what she is capable of, mean but always wasn’t like that ,they can be very sweet at times but not all times ,they are dangerous be careful when making them mad ,they also have brilliant minds ,very intelligent people ,they can be bossy at times to many of their friends get used to it very quickly,and most of all they can be shy but not all the time .
Hey ,there K'morri is right there

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K'morri by Kaykay Taylor June 10, 2024

Doing a Morrison 

A range of tactics for dodging your responsibilities, including (but not limited to): going missing when the going gets tough; passing the buck; and talking your way out of a tight spot with an empty promise.

Australian slang. Inspired by Australia’s 30th Prime Minister Scott Morrison.

(NOTE: ‘Doing a Morrison’ is not to be confused with ‘Getting Morrisoned’, which usually involves you losing either your pre-selection (see Michael Towke), your job (see Christine Holgate), or your credit for a job well done (see nearly everyone else).)
Crew member 1: “The ship’s taking on water. We’re sinking. Where the bloody hell’s the captain?”
Crew member 2: “Oh, he’s already done a Morrison and racked off in a lifeboat.”

Barry: “How did you get your creditors off your back.”
Bruce: “Too easy. I told them the, ah, cheque was in the mail. Did a total Morrison.”

Delia: “Did you eat the last Tim Tam?”
Nev (wiping chocolate from his lips): “No. It must have been… the other guy.”
Delia: “What other guy? You’re doing a Morrison, aren’t you?”

“Yeah mate, it was piss easy, I just did a Morrison. Promised I’d always love her and she believed it and gave me the money.”
Doing a Morrison by M_TURNBULL October 9, 2021

Heather Morris 

Amzing actress, dancer and singer. The best triple threat in the world. Super hot and can turn straight girls gay, and gay men straight. The girl with the never ending legs!
That girl can dance. She is such a Heather Morris.
Heather Morris by thegleek17 July 19, 2013

Married to the Game 

To put work above all else in life. Dedication to a job, craft or building one's skill.

Hustling, paper chasing.
I don't have time to date or take vacations because I'm married to the game, and the grind don't quit.