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morphius

A name for a person who steals food discretely

(When a person is defined as so you must stick a paper on the back of their shirt saying morphius kick me)
Joe is a not a bro he is a morphius, so it is my duty to put the paper on his back so that he suffers the pain we do
by Not a morphius January 21, 2025
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Morphius Dumbassius

A creature that can transform their body into any shape or form they want but they are limited by their minds and physical capabilities as in their base forms they are the size of a straw but they can miraculously create machines of mass destruction on a whim, one example of their machines of mass destruction is the "Fun" which can shoot cartoonishly large bombs by pulling a trigger next to the barrel of it
Person 1: Fuck, Morphius Dumbassius spotted near town
Person 2: yeah, we're definitely screwed
by SomeoneYouProbablyHate February 8, 2025
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Morpheus Logic

From a scene in Matrix Reloaded:

Trinity: Maybe we did something wrong.

Neo: Or didn't do something.

Morpheus: No, what happened, happened and couldn't have happened any other way.

Neo: How do you know?

Morpheus: We are still alive.

Morpheus always sees the fact "You're alive" is good enough no matter how bad the situation.
Guy 1: Man, My wife got pregnant from someone else, I got divorced, they foreclosed my house and I'm having to file bankruptcy.

Guy 2: I don't know how you made it though?

Guy 1: I practice Morpheus Logic, I'm alive...

Note: not to be confused with Castaway Logic, When you are actually desperate to live.
by Captian America89 November 8, 2011
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Calling Morpheus

To use a pay phone on the street to roll a joint, blunt, or hit a pipe.
I was rolling a joint downtown in manhattan and my friend bill is like "what are you doing over there Calling Morpheus?" and i turn around with a joint.
Any nefarious activity using a phone booth or kiosk falls under the calling morpheus umbrella. must be a landline not a closet or dark corner and your cell
by ari the greek January 11, 2008
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morpheus

Some black guy who keeps on getting hatecrimed proper by Agents in the matrix
Oh looky here, Morpheus is getting slapped about again
by Ultros August 12, 2003
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Morpheus is fighting Neo!

A phrase used in an inappropriate situation to get everyone's attention shortly before leaving a room.
Eg, at a funeral:

Priest: And so we lay him to rest-

Twat: COME QUICK GUYS, MORPHEUS IS FIGHTING NEO!
by nexusvip June 2, 2008
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morpheus tokata

When someone hacks your league of legends account and changes your summoner name to this...
Oh man someone Morpheus Tokata'd me..
by WatermelonGalaxy June 16, 2016
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