Definitions by bender_82801

mouth poop 

excreting the contents of a long night out from one's mouth (vomit)

dude, we got fuckin hammered last night, i think i'm gonna mouth poop!

mouth poop by bender_82801 January 30, 2009

morose hole 

when pressed for time and adequate cleansing of the rectal cavity is not warranted, this creates a mixture of sweat and fecal matter furthermore creating an itching and burning sensation in the asscrack that can last for multiple hours. when scratched this results in a variant of the stinky finger. this also can be a result of anal seepage.

(scratching rectal area) "dude, smell my finger, i've got the morose hole!"

morose hole by bender_82801 January 30, 2009

sunken deiselboat 

the act of trying to pass bullshit as fact with glorious dramatization.

person 1: What's that thing in the river?
person 2: oh, that's a sunken deiselboat.
person 1: what the fuck luke?!? you just made yourself look like a fuckin idiot, bullshit!!!

sunken deiselboat by bender_82801 January 30, 2009