morongitis 

A creative brain fart, a purposeful act of treachery because of oppositional defiance disorder

Dammit, David just came down with a case of morongitis and the client is on his way over

morongitis by STEVIE MAYOTARD June 13, 2018

Morgitis 

When something on your body looks dead.

After Dusty ran a marathon his feet had morgitis.

Morgitis by Dragonmoon July 10, 2018

Mormonitis 

A condition where an individual isn't a mormon, but acts like he/she is by not doing drugs, alcohol, or before-marriage sex. See Also Strait Edge.

A condition where an individual isn't a mormon, but dresses and often looks like one.

Dave seems like he doesn't do drugs, drink, and is a virgin. Is he a mormon? No, my friend told me he's not, and that he's got mormonitis.

Then I saw Dave ride his bike on the side of the road. I thought he was one of those mormons who ride their bikes while dressed nicely, and wearing backpacks and nametags. But since Dave isn't a mormon (he wasn't wearing a nametag), then it became obvious that he had mormonitis.

Mormonitis by Ilisten2Metal June 4, 2014

Moronicism 

Noun.

A way of living or philosophy of life that is characterized by a lifestyle of those acting or behaving beyond "foolish" or "dull" and is typified by people who are most notably stupid or painfully lacking in good judgment.

The philosophy of moronicism supercedes mere moronism in terms of the sheer level of idiocy demonstrated beyond simple morons. These groups of individuals usually tend to be of an upper middle to upper class background and tend to use more words and flowery language than is necessary given general circumstances.

From the word Moron:

1910, from Gk. (Attic) moron, neut. of moros "foolish, dull" (probably cognate with Skt. murah "idiotic;" L. morus "foolish" is a loan-word from Gk.). Adopted by the American Association for the Study of the Feeble-minded with a technical definition "adult with a mental age between 8 and 12;" used as an insult since 1922 and subsequently dropped from technical use. Linnæus had introduced morisis "idiocy."

Adding the additional "ic" to moronicism demonstrates an additional level of idiocy present in the way of living beyond mere moronism because this definition already seemingly suitably defines this philosophy, but had to be justified using a larger word instead of a shorter word.

Moronicism by Nigelus September 28, 2009

Moronitis 

An allergy to morons.

The term was first used by Judge Rinder on his TV show, Judge Rinder and is said in a sarcastic manner.

"Oh god, pass me a tissue, I think I've got moronitis."

Moronitis by Hollowed Thoughts August 17, 2020

Moronitis 

Moronitis is an allergy to morons. It was first used by Judge Rinder on his TV show, Judge Rinder.

It is said sarcastic manner.

"Oh god, pass me a tissue, I think I have moronitis."

"Sorry, I don't hang around with stupid people, I have moronitis."

Moronitis by Hollowed Thoughts August 17, 2020

Moranitis 

A severe terminal illness in which your head is so large is eclipses the rest of your body

You see him there. hes just been diagnosed with Moranitis. He got it from shiftin Moron.

Moranitis by nyers December 19, 2022