morning loo
morning loo by Jordie-poo August 29, 2007
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Morning Loose
The female equivalent to Morning Glory or Morning Wood.
When a woman wakes first thing in the morning and is gaping wide as if ready for insertion.
When a woman wakes first thing in the morning and is gaping wide as if ready for insertion.
"I must have been dreaming about StupidPeanut last night - woke up looser than a bucket of worms"
Girl 1: "woke up with morning loose today"
Girl 2: "did your fella notice?"
Girl 1: "yeah - thanks to the the smell"
Girl 1: "woke up with morning loose today"
Girl 2: "did your fella notice?"
Girl 1: "yeah - thanks to the the smell"
Morning Loose by StupidPeanut May 27, 2010
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On September 10, 2020, MSNBC announced Morning Joe First Look would be replaced with a revival of Way Too Early starting on September 21.
Morning Joe First Look by SPrice1980 May 10, 2023
Morningwood Rainbow
The Act of Waking Up With Morningwood,Taking A Piss, But Having To Stand Far Back From The Toilet So You Don't Spill, And Your Piss Stream Looks Like A Rainbow
Morningwood Rainbow by KaKeeZDiaBlo186 July 22, 2009
offset morningwood
Offset morningwood is when you wake up normally with no morning wood and you get up and minutes after you get out of bed morning wood hits you
*billy comes out of his room and starts to make breakfast*
Mom: oh my god billy is that your morningwood
Billy: nah fam issa [offset morningwood[
Mom: oh my god billy is that your morningwood
Billy: nah fam issa [offset morningwood[
offset morningwood by Those arab guys August 27, 2017
morningwood
morningwood by TOOOOOL May 30, 2005
Morningwood Docking
A rare coincidence that occurs when two men sleep next to one another and one of them later wakes to find that his morningwood is inadvertently docking with the other man's morningwood. One of the participants must be uncircumcised for a true instance of morningwood docking to occur.
- If you tell anyone that I was morningwood docking you the morning after that party I will fucking kill you.
- Let's never talk about how we were morningwood docking again.
- Let's never talk about how we were morningwood docking again.
Morningwood Docking by Realtip July 19, 2013
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