mordii
mordii by Mybigfatdickkkk November 23, 2021
Words you can keep
mortii ma-tii
Mortii ma-tii ( your mother's dead relatives)
Is the daily curse of romanians ,they are usually using it as "fuck your mother's dead relatives - (futu-ti mortii ma-tii) to express dissatisfaction ,pain or just saying it random for no sense.
Is the daily curse of romanians ,they are usually using it as "fuck your mother's dead relatives - (futu-ti mortii ma-tii) to express dissatisfaction ,pain or just saying it random for no sense.
*Walking around the house, I suddenly hit my finger in the corner of the bed*
"FUTU-TI MORTII MA-TII WITH YOUR MOTHER'S BED ,WHO THE FUCK PUT YOU HERE?!"
"FUTU-TI MORTII MA-TII WITH YOUR MOTHER'S BED ,WHO THE FUCK PUT YOU HERE?!"
mortii ma-tii by CrispyCrustyKid May 6, 2021
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mordii • mordi • mortiis • Mordain • mordib • mordi moment • Mording • morii • Modiitis • Moodiiieeee
mordi
Norwegian slang for "your mother". In Norwegian, a short word for "mora di", "morra di", "moren din" or "morå di", all meaning "your mother", but in different dialects. Used to offend, provoke, disrespect, or just to be funny by saying something completely irrelevant, "mordi" that is, in an otherwise serious conversation.
Just "Mordi!" in imperrative, when shouting at someone to provoke, offend, or disrespect.
Or in a dialog, while exercising with your friend:
Your friend: -Even if this is tiering, smelly, makes it hard to breathe, and makes me hungry and thirsty like hell, its still refreshing and fun at the same time!
You: -Yeah, thats what "mordi" said last night after i had sat on her face while jerking off for what I THOUGHT was for too long.
Or in a dialog, while exercising with your friend:
Your friend: -Even if this is tiering, smelly, makes it hard to breathe, and makes me hungry and thirsty like hell, its still refreshing and fun at the same time!
You: -Yeah, thats what "mordi" said last night after i had sat on her face while jerking off for what I THOUGHT was for too long.
mordi by kosepeisen April 18, 2009
Mortiis
An excellent abience/insustrial synth artist who has an amazing stage show and wears goblin/troll make-up.
Mortiis by Chris Macabre March 5, 2004
mortiis
Mortiis may be the most original artist ever. There are many myths about the mystic Mortiis but who knows what is true and what is false. Mortiis has published a book called Secrets of my Kingdom which some people believe contains a knowledge unfit for the human psyche, causing those who read it to go instantly insane. Lately he has gone more commercial then before, but how can we understand the complex mind of this beeing who is so much greater then us.
Mordi rewind
Mordi rewind by Mr. Fuck your sister April 30, 2019
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