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Person who lacks energy/enthusiasm. One who is boring or lame and unwilling to participate in a fun activity because they are too busy being a herb.

I asked Jeremy to come out to the bar with me tonight, but instead he's going to be a mopey dick and play WOW all night. (world of war craft)

mopey dick by English Partner :) September 6, 2014

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Mopey Dick

Erectile dysfunction.

Ahab tried to get it up so he could bum Queequeg, but there was nothing he could do about his Mopey Dick.

Mopey Dick by valigarmander August 30, 2011

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Mopy Dick

To be so depressed that one's penis cannot become properly erect.

Surprise, Jordan has mopy dick today.

Mopy Dick by Pokeman 2 da Max! October 11, 2009

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Money Dick

A term used to describe people who suck up to someone who is a nice girl/guy that everyone pretends to be friends with just because they have money.

~James got a money dick. Buying shit for all his homies.

- Goldiggers like sucking on that money dick.

Money Dick by Grammar Lady January 23, 2015

Mobey Dick

Any man who takes sexual desire to women of extreme size and weight, whito is a clear example of participating in these activities as he has a profound interest in women who have a large stature.

geeze! Mobey loves a good whale, Thats the 4th BBW video hes watched today. Hes a real Mobey Dick!

Mobey Dick by Stinky Fag 69 August 28, 2021

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big dick money

n. When your dick is so big it can be exchanged for lesser commodititties.

Samuel: Last night I spent my big dick money on a one night stand with Sally.
John: Big dick money well spent right there.
Samuel: Let's just say that the economy in my pants inflated 69% over the past 24 hours.

big dick money by luscious rolls and large nubs March 6, 2016

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Dick Money

Money given to a person by one's mom too get laid.

Becky gives her son monthly allowance too get laid. This is called Dick money

Dick Money by Qdino April 25, 2014

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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