moosick 

1. A sick cow. Nobody uses this slang, except me.

2. Music that sounds like a sick cow that lumbered into a recording studio.

Teacher: Where is your homework?
Me: My moosick ated it.
Teacher: ROFL

moosick by Didda Tinkle June 6, 2004

Moonsickness 

General disdain or existential dread relating to being young and living in modern society. Feeling like you've disappointed people you haven't even met and not living up to your fullest potential.

Is it possible to be one of us and not feel the constant moonsickness decompose your spirit?

Moonsickness by efgdelcatty April 3, 2023

Mopsick 

A state of extreme baldness by choice. To have what is considered a "mopsick head," one must shave his head completely and occasionally shine it.

Steve: What happened to all his hair?
Mitch: He's mopsick now.

Mopsick by xfornl December 9, 2010

moosic 

music cows listen to

guy#1 what music do cows listen to?

guy#2 I don't know

guy#1 moosic!

guy#2 that was the stupidest pun i ever heard what are you 5!?

moosic by someguy291 September 29, 2010

Moosik

Music that is so good that it's sick or an ill cow.

1. That choon is moosik!
2. Call the vet, we got a moosik :/.

Moosik by dj_derek March 5, 2003

moonsickness 

other word for a women's period

"I don't feel well"
"I think you are having moonsickness"

moonsickness by rainbowsjwek February 15, 2014

Moosical Moosician 

A person who sings so bad it sounds like cows mooing.

Cig: Can you hear that person singing? It sounds like a moo.
Kig: Yes, they are a Moosical Moosician.

Moosical Moosician by darkgrey2000 June 14, 2018