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1. A sick cow. Nobody uses this slang, except me.

2. Music that sounds like a sick cow that lumbered into a recording studio.
Teacher: Where is your homework?
Me: My moosick ated it.
Teacher: ROFL
moosick by Didda Tinkle June 6, 2004
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Moonsickness 

General disdain or existential dread relating to being young and living in modern society. Feeling like you've disappointed people you haven't even met and not living up to your fullest potential.
Is it possible to be one of us and not feel the constant moonsickness decompose your spirit?
Moonsickness by efgdelcatty April 3, 2023
A state of extreme baldness by choice. To have what is considered a "mopsick head," one must shave his head completely and occasionally shine it.
Steve: What happened to all his hair?
Mitch: He's mopsick now.
Mopsick by xfornl December 9, 2010
guy#1 what music do cows listen to?

guy#2 I don't know

guy#1 moosic!

guy#2 that was the stupidest pun i ever heard what are you 5!?
moosic by someguy291 September 29, 2010
Music that is so good that it's sick or an ill cow.
1. That choon is moosik!
2. Call the vet, we got a moosik :/.
Moosik by dj_derek March 5, 2003

moonsickness 

other word for a women's period
"I don't feel well"
"I think you are having moonsickness"
moonsickness by rainbowsjwek February 15, 2014

Moosical Moosician 

A person who sings so bad it sounds like cows mooing.
Cig: Can you hear that person singing? It sounds like a moo.
Kig: Yes, they are a Moosical Moosician.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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