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mickey mouse porn 

When someone is actually bored enough to search up mini mouse giving head to mickey.
My parents caught me watching mickey mouse porn last night and even worse- jacking off to it.

Minnie Mouse Porn 

You look this up when your so down bad that you ejaculate every time someone says "Hello".
You're FBI Agent: Why is this nigga searching up Minnie Mouse Porn? Fucking weird ass Zoophile.
Minnie Mouse Porn by borenian February 26, 2022

moosepon 

1. noun, a blood blocking tampon for a moose.

2. adjective, some one who's acting like their wide vagina is bleeding.
-The other day my moosepon got stuck in my dogs nosrtil.

- Will is such a bitch, hes acting like a real moosepon today.
moosepon by dolfan4433 September 7, 2010

welcome to mooseport

after hitting a moose with your vehicle the subject proceeds to anally rape the still warm and twitching dead moose corpse, till climax.
"dude i pulled a welcome to mooseport last night on route 7"
welcome to mooseport by bean dip August 20, 2006

moosehorn blind hammer

when a man is drivin a jeep and a girl is ridin his shaft and he drives into a pole!
last night i gave my girl a (moosehorn blind hammer), she needed surgery after that
moosehorn blind hammer by poldfghhh February 10, 2010

Moosehorn Mudslide 

When someone takes a shit in the toilet so big is leaves a smear across the whole bowl resembling mud sliding down the sides.
Omg I went into the washroom and Sarah left a moosehorn mudslide
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"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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Person B: "Wow, EBK."
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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