moose porn

Moose performing sexually on camera for the viewing pleasures of mature moose audiences and probably you you know the guy looking up moose porn on the internet

Hey wanna watch moose porn?

by steel moose March 8, 2015

mickey mouse porn

When someone is actually bored enough to search up mini mouse giving head to mickey.

My parents caught me watching mickey mouse porn last night and even worse- jacking off to it.

by mkayiluvucookie October 11, 2009

Minnie Mouse Porn

You look this up when your so down bad that you ejaculate every time someone says "Hello".

You're FBI Agent: Why is this nigga searching up Minnie Mouse Porn? Fucking weird ass Zoophile.

by borenian February 26, 2022

moosepon

1. noun, a blood blocking tampon for a moose.

2. adjective, some one who's acting like their wide vagina is bleeding.

-The other day my moosepon got stuck in my dogs nosrtil.

- Will is such a bitch, hes acting like a real moosepon today.

by dolfan4433 September 7, 2010

welcome to mooseport

after hitting a moose with your vehicle the subject proceeds to anally rape the still warm and twitching dead moose corpse, till climax.

"dude i pulled a welcome to mooseport last night on route 7"

by bean dip August 20, 2006

moosehorn blind hammer

when a man is drivin a jeep and a girl is ridin his shaft and he drives into a pole!

last night i gave my girl a (moosehorn blind hammer), she needed surgery after that

by poldfghhh February 10, 2010

Moosehorn Mudslide

When someone takes a shit in the toilet so big is leaves a smear across the whole bowl resembling mud sliding down the sides.

Omg I went into the washroom and Sarah left a moosehorn mudslide

by Joel junior March 26, 2021