Mooof

A word used to express dislike towards a situation, event, or person.


(It is spelled with 3 O's to express exasperation.)

"What do you think about me going to the movies with a girl this weekend instead of our weekly hangout?"

"MOOOF!"

by happyclouds14 October 18, 2008

mooof

when you’re too depressed and tired to even relate to anything

mooof bro. mooof

by mooofmaster February 12, 2019

Moof

Moof; _moo-f_ - verb. To not deploy one's parachute in warzone

Fuck sake Ian, did you Moof again?

by Reggiestair September 23, 2020

Moof-Milker

Any person who tries to fix that which is not broken. Usually, they will add unnecessary parts to the thing they are trying to fix, thus overly complicating and then breaking said thing.

Han Solo (in response to the hyperdrive on the Millennium Falcon not working): Hey! Some moof-milker put a compressor on the ignition line.

by SkubalaHead June 7, 2016

Moofia

An ex mafia soldier who has been kicked due to having six or more toes.

Person: What are you doing right now?
Moofia: Playing roblox, you wanna join?
Person: Nah I'm fine. You wanna pee on each other though?
Moofia: Sure...
Person: DUDE! My butt is HUUGEE!!
Moofia: SAMEEE!!! But I only have 1 butt check!
*both pee on each other*

by anilism March 29, 2019

Monoface

When someone has exactly the same facial expression in every selfie.

"Oh God, I was looking on Facebook earlier, and Sheena is pulling that monoface of hers in like six consecutive selfies."

by Cartoon Hero May 19, 2014

Moofin

A moofin is someone who is a kind and caring person. Even though they may try to come off tough, they are actually adorable and soft deep down. Moofins are funny and often a little clumsy. They are very smart and you will never get bored of their endless facts. If you find a moofin keep them because each person only gets one moofin in their lifetime.

He's my moofin because he's perfect in every way

by 74pickles November 18, 2018