A nice breakfast to make your Doc-Martens-wearing, Oscar-Wilde-reading, 70s-music-listening, Taylor-Swift-stanning, probably-queer friend.

It's a type of breakfast that Remus Lupin, a member of the Marauders (from Harry Potter) makes for himself at Hogwarts in the extremely popular All the young dudes fanfic by the brilliant MsKingBean89 on AO3.

It consists of a crunchy piece of toast that is divided in four equal pieces. On each of the four pieces there is a different breakfast spread; marmalade, jam, lemon curd and butter.

Person A: I feel like eating a magical, gay wizard breakfast today.
Person B: Moony toast today, then.

Moony Toast by wolfstar's child indeed April 3, 2022

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moonpeach

A light-hearted euphemism for a vagina.

"I wish Madonna would stop wearing leotards; no one wants to see her moonpeach."

moonpeach by Weeeeen July 18, 2010

Moonpigging

A term for companies that give a vague "Your security is important to us" messages when someone has found a bug on their site and they chose not to fix it. The term started being used in Jan 2015 after Paul Price found a bug in photo-crap-maker Moonpig's site, one that might have exposed three million users' personal information

"Guys, Insert company name here just sent me an email about how their site has no security bugs and that the previous news statements have been fake. Are they Moonpigging?"

Moonpigging by EvanIsVeryHot February 25, 2021

moonspeak

Another way of saying Japanese. It is taken from Turn-A-Gundam, in which the Moon has it's own race of people.

"I can't tell wtf is going on in this doujin becuase I don't understand moonspeak"

moonspeak by /m/oron August 1, 2006

moonyow

native american slang, meaning, "white boy"

person 1: Sup man?
native: Sup moonyow.

moonyow by native_kiid July 21, 2016

Moonpigged

/mu n/pɪɡ/ɪŋ/
verb VULGAR SLANG • ENGLISH

1. When a company makes a very specific denial of a security bug

2. when company does not care about secure customer credentials, but PR claims that they do

3. Websites that publish "Your security is important to us" without meaning any of it.

synonyms: disgrace, dishonour, disrespect ,

“I was moonpigged”

Moonpigged by REy Blix February 12, 2019

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026