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molesworth 

a piece of writing that's badly very spelt, about something pointless, or just bad (but in a charming way) is described as molesworth, similar to the way that peoetic crap is refered to as "shakespear"
derives from the molesworth books
pete: ahhh my work is shit
gaz: nahhh it's complete molesworth!
pete: ??????
molesworth by hahagotya January 8, 2007
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Mansworth 

A total badass. Funny, good-looking and enjoys eating sandwiches with soup.
"Man I wish I could be a Mansworth!"

"Bro! That was such a Mansworth thing to do!"
"Jake you WISH you could be a Mansworth but you never will be"
Mansworth by Tod Greywater May 18, 2008

'ello Molesworth

A lovely greeting for a friend. You must say "worth" with a higher pitch. It will just make your friend feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
Molesworth 1: "'ello Molesworth, 'ow are you?"
Molesworth 2: "I'm doing wonderful, Molesworth! And yourself?"
Molesworth 1: "Oh Molesworth! I'm also wonderful!"

I sense the beginnings of a wonderful conversation.

Moons Worth 

A unit of measurement to signify an astronomical quantity or value.
I need a moons worth of concrete to complete this building.
Moons Worth by thepablo March 12, 2023

Molesworth 

A unit of messurement 6'3" in leingth
How far away do you figure the uprights are?
about three Molesworth's.
Molesworth by BLRC March 20, 2009
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

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"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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