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moon crack 

A term used to describe synthetic marijuana such as K2, Wicked X, XXX, or any other form of ‘legal weed’.
Guy 1: Yo, that Moon Crack we smoked has me mad paranoid. We should get out of here.
Guy 2: Don’t worry about it, man. The high is only gonna last another 20 minutes.
Guy 1: *Punches Guy 2 in the face for no apparent reason*
moon crack by drumstixxx666 October 24, 2019
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crack moon 

Any full moon that falls on the same date as a welfare check.
The fried chicken place in the gas station was really busy today, it must be a crack moon tonight. I hope I have some beer in the fridge because there isn't a chance in hell I'm stepping foot in the liquor store today.
crack moon by DrinkingBen October 16, 2015

Mooncricket 

Derogotory term for "colored people". Basically the same as saying Nigger
Dude...look at those mooncrickets in that back alley playing dice.
Mooncricket by Andrew September 27, 2004

mooncricket 

Damn Marcus you're a fucking mooncricket!
mooncricket by Bananuhhhzzz October 25, 2006

mooncricket 

A racial slur, or derogatory term usually associated with black people.
Oh my gosh, look out! That mooncricket is about to shoot you!
mooncricket by DA20 Pilot March 20, 2008

Mooncricket 

Slang for a black person. It has gained popularity on the eastern coast of the United States as it is drastically less offensive than the commonly used “nigger”.

Also used is the less common “Cricket of the Moon”.
White guy greeting black friend: “Whats good, mooncricket?”

Mooncricket 

That mooncricket smells like spoiled bologna.
Mooncricket by _Jon_Doe_ December 24, 2020