moocok

a harmful way to describe cow shit or cow jiz. Also can refer to multiple men jizzing in your face

Yo stop the moocok now

by moooooooooom April 2, 2011

Moook

The perfect mixture of a schmuck and a mooch.

The term can be applied to a variety of things.

example Moookanomics. (The economics of being a moook)
Moookin' (verb)

Jojo, your such a moook.

by Cubaaaaa January 2, 2011

Moochka

Melissa Anelli's evil cat. John Noe (known for his love of Dawlish, the auror) often refers to Moochka when something evil needs to be done. She is a running joke with the live audience of PotterCast; if someone needs to be punished, Moochka is released!

"How dare they set back Half Blood Prince! Let's get Moochka on 'em!"

by pottergirl66 May 3, 2009

Moococken

A MOOCOCKEN (Moo-cock-in) is another name for penis.

Shut up and suck my moococken!

by Frybag November 4, 2010

Moocky

An extremely fat cat.

Your cat is fatter than your momma, it is such a Moocky.

by pac3k February 14, 2007

Mook Moocower

A very fat and ugly man with highly homosexual tendencies. When you see a mook specifically the one in Baltimore, Md be sure to inform him of his gayness. O, yes and he tells on people quite often.
He like all men

Anyone:That kid acts just like Mook of Baltimore
Anyone else: That mook is a fag
Anyone:I wanna slap him

by Anonymous Informant April 26, 2005

MooCow

One of the coolest awesomest things ever! Moocows are a type of cow. Durrf. Moocows are my favorite word! MOOCOW yay!!!!

I like Moocows.
OMG MOOCOWS!
Im a moocow!
Wait no....
or am i?

by HellKatTsms April 23, 2007