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moobeat by cat addict gone wwrong September 19, 2017
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mooberty
A phase during adulthood when a man first develops moobs. Usually begins in mid to late 30s but has been known to happen in late 20s in some male office workers.
Larry: Holy crap Frank, I didn't know you'd reached mooberty already, your moobs are huge!
Frank: yeah it sucks, I've started getting moobsweat too. I wish my mother would buy me my first man bra.
Frank: yeah it sucks, I've started getting moobsweat too. I wish my mother would buy me my first man bra.
mooberty by Clive London November 29, 2007
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Moobert
The hidden character that appears in every fourh pannel in all Dilbert comics*
*Does not appear in any Dilbert comic.
*Does not appear in any Dilbert comic.
Moobert by zxcvbnmnbvcxz123 March 11, 2003
Mooreate
'Mooreate' means one person stroking another person's soft skin. It's abbreviated to Moorey or Moorish meaning that when stroking soft skin you just want more which is why you Mooreate.
For the last 20 years I have been Mooreating. It started when I was about 10 when I used to mooreate my younger sister's soft hands and through the years I have mooreated my boyfriends - usually their stomach or generally a really soft part of the body. If I was to meet a friend's baby I would see their soft hands with the little dimples and have the urge to mooreate it (stroke it)
Mooreate by Miss Mooreation June 20, 2011
Mobbeating
A "Mobbeating" is a common usage among peers and is an attempt to beat the living shit out of one of them. A mobbeating involves a "mob", commonly comprising of 4-5 people, beating one person on thier own when they have pissed off the mob.
JORDAN "Oi, cockend, i hate you."
PHIL "MOBBEATING"
JORDAN "No please, its not my fault im a slave."
PHIL "MOBBEATING"
JORDAN "No please, its not my fault im a slave."
Mobbeating by Tatman July 14, 2006
Moobette
a moobette is a very special breed,always female, usually dark haired but not always, The moobette is a loyal creature but beware of its fiery temper, although not a fighter the moobette will rip the throats out of anyone who hurts its own kind..A moobette can not tolerate vanity, bitchiness or anyone with an elevated sense of self worth.
To be a moobette you must be chosen by another moobette and prove yourself to the rest of the clan. Many have tried and failed. Over all a moobette if treated right will be the best friend you ever can imagine. t this day there are approx 10 moobettes.
To be a moobette you must be chosen by another moobette and prove yourself to the rest of the clan. Many have tried and failed. Over all a moobette if treated right will be the best friend you ever can imagine. t this day there are approx 10 moobettes.
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