monternet 

Used by people all around the world (mainly Scotland) as an excuse when their internet turns off randomly

"sorry about that guys, monternet isn't working"

monternet by ColeBatch February 19, 2017

Monterey 

A city on the central coast of California where all high school and college students claim there is nothing to do.

Jim: Hey what do you wanna do today?
Dan: I dunno dude. There's nothing to do in Monterey.

Monterey by chaychel October 14, 2011

Montenegro

Montengro (Crna Gora) is a country located in south east europe. Montenegro's people are called montenegrins.

Montenegro is a country in south east europe. Its so beutiful.

Montenegro by South Europe Man December 8, 2018

Montenegro

One of the hottest places on earth. Former Yugoslavia. Sexy females from here. Nice beaches.

I'm going to Montenegro for my vacation!

Montenegro by milena March 18, 2003

Manternity Leave 

When a man takes maternity leave from work to be with his newborn and wife.

Jack is off on manternity leave. His wife just had a baby.

Manternity Leave by justshill May 14, 2009

Montenegrin

A person from the country Montenegro.
Montenegro is a county in Europe, right across the sea from Italy, and is on the Adriatic coast.

I am from Montenegro, therefore, I am Montenegrin.

Montenegrin by Miss Montenegro November 22, 2007

Montenegro

The most beautiful place on the planet. There are thousands of different reasons why and here are some:

1. The beaches
2. The scenery
3. The women
4. I don't think there was one moment when I was in Montenegro that I wasn't mesmerized by something, whether it be a 500 year old stronghold in the middle of the sea, or how houses can be built on a 85 degree hill.
5. The people don't take shit, don't give a shit and are a pleasure to be around even though they are widely accepted as being the lazy asses who don't do anything. :)
6. The food is incredible as with all Balkan/Mediterranean food
7. Night-life is incredible
8. After spending 5 days there, you could literally be friends with and know about half of the population
9. You can ski and surf on the same day
10. The rich culture composed of many different former Yugoslavian countries.

Montenegro, literally translated = Black Mountain

Hey baby where should we go for vacation?

Cuba?

Naw that's too overated, let's go to Montenegro!

Okay, wasn't Casino Royale completely filmed there?

It sure was!

Montenegro by Crnogorac7 March 25, 2011