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Monster fucker

A person who is sexually attracted to a monster or deformed creature.
(Vampires, werewolves, the gargantuar from plants vs zombies but dont judge, etc).
I should’ve never took my monster fucker bestie to see the Mario Movie.

Monster fucker

1. A word furries-in-denial use to justify their attraction to cryptids/ monsters
1. "Greg told me he'd totally let mothman suck his dick if Mothman were up to it. So that makes him a what? A monster fucker?"

-No, he's totally a furry in denial.

Monsterfucker

Wanna fuck a werewolf? Ya a monsterfucker.

Wanna fuck a ghost? A Zombie? That's necrophilia But counts! you heathen.

Wanna fuck Dragon? (Unless in human form) Beastitality! And ya a monsterfucker!

Pop a boner going through r/bodyhorror? Here's your crown!
Person 1: Ooo! Look at his teeth!

Person 2: They are pointy and jagged! You monsterfucker!

Person 1: Ooo~ Tentacles give~

Monsterfucker

The man that fucks the monsterfucker and can keep up. (This is a very rare type of man)

Monsterfucker: A girlfriend with an absurdly high sex-drive, which initally seems great, but then you realise it's far higher than yours and you can barely keep-up, you can't sleep, you've no energy, you feel like death and STILL SHE WANTS MORE
My man is the only only monsterfucker I know.

monsterfucked 

Being epicly screwed, owned, or both
"We have two hours to finish this film project. we're MONSTERfucked"

"Did you see that tackle? that guy just got monsterfucked

"Crap I have 3 huge tests today and i didnt study for either of them! im monsterfucked!
monsterfucked by thecommonenemy October 25, 2009

monsterfuckee 

Somebody who wants to get fucked BY monsters. Aka a bottom/sub for monsters.
Person 1: "Yo, you fuck monsters??"
Person 2: "no- Im a monsterfuckee, I wanna get fucked by monsters."